Intramural sports (and need a good team name)

[bubbachuck]

Anyone playing intramurals? Great way to force yourself to get exercise.

We have a med school basketball league w/ 6 teams. looking for a good/cheesy medically-related team name. Vmax and The Inhibitors came up. Any other suggestions?

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[MSKalltheway]

Any team that my class forms for intermural sports are called the Cremasters

 

[DwyaneWade]

Yeah Bball season is upon us as well. We don't actually name our team, but a great name (IMO) is the Right Bundle of His.

 

[bubbachuck]

Any team that my class forms for intermural sports are called the Cremasters

Yea that seems to come up here often as well...

Didn't know it was such a universal joke

 

[akpete]

Pretty universal, as that name has come up here too.

 

[alphaholic06]

Anyone playing intramurals? Great way to force yourself to get exercise.

We have a med school basketball league w/ 6 teams. looking for a good/cheesy medically-related team name. Vmax and The Inhibitors came up. Any other suggestions?

Name your team after a professor.

 

[THE armada]

meconium

 

[MSKalltheway]

How about the Cox Inhibitors?

 

[Punkn]

for flag football this fall, ours was Splenic Cords of Bilroth

 

[Depakote]

Megacolon

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

Coprophagics

 

[MSHell]

The Myoclonic Jerks

 

[-Goose-]

Perpetual Priapism

 

[SeventhSon]

our class basketball class was the hemoglobin trotters. Our volleyball team was obviously the beta blockers. Water polo was the hungry hungry HIPAAs

 

[blurry]

our class basketball class was the hemoglobin trotters

+1. It's clever.

 

[MSKalltheway]

our class basketball class was the hemoglobin trotters.

LOL great throwback to Harold and Kumar

 

[Depakote]

Space Occupying Lesions

 

[DadofDr2B]

Nads. Go Nads, Go Nads! Great cheer.

 

[Depakote]

Grant's Dissectors

 

[PeepshowJohnny]

Coprophagics

Tee hee.

 

[nogolfinsnow]

Grant's Dissectors

Impressive. If I had a medschool band, I'd call it Duane Haines and the Weigerts

 

[iceman77_7]

Nothing but Netters.

 

[TerdFerguson]

Smell the Glove. Kudos if you can guess the reference.

 

[VoiceofReason]

we got this far in the thread without anyone mentioning some variant of "The Gunners"? "The Boner Pills"?

 

[PeepshowJohnny]

Smell the Glove. Kudos if you can guess the reference.

"It's like, how much more black can it be? And the answer is none. None more black"

Do I get extra points if I know where your username comes from?

 

[deleted77919]

Any team that my class forms for intermural sports are called the Cremasters

We have done that here as well. The problem is the name is invariably pronounced "Creamsters" by whoever is reading the name at the IM event. Silly non-med school people messing up the med students' team name. Although I suppose it isn't that far off . . .

 

[bubbachuck]

Although I suppose it isn't that far off . . .

LOLZ

"if we need that extra push over the cliff, we put it to 11...one louder"
"why don't you just make ten louder and make that the top number"
"....these go to eleven."

extra points please.

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[45408]

we played the Priapisms once

 

[SoFlaKnight]

The Lethal Erections, FTW.

 

[Punkn]

LOLZ

"if we need that extra push over the cliff, we put it to 11...one louder"
"why don't you just make ten louder and make that the top number"
"....these go to eleven."
Crossovers

This is Spinal Tap

 

[MonkeyNuts!]

Nothing but Netters.

My favorite so far. You sir are clever beyond your years.

 

[InternationlDoc]

Nothing but Netters.

yep. using this one for sure. like tommorrow on the court

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Challenged (as in physically) or my team name 99 problems but hoops aint one

 

[atyourservice]

I've played on intramural teams that keep having the same name:

The Pudendals.

I think anatomy makes students minds go straight for the gutter

 

[MWK]

Any team that my class forms for intermural sports are called the Cremasters

My DAD's intramural basketball team was the cremasters in 1977.

 

[DrMattOglesby]

That's funny...I am out of Penn State and my class did the same thing (Cremasters). We started it up in 2009 and thought it was original!

 

[Ellery]

Fetor Hepaticus... Doesn't get much scarier than "breath of the dead"

 

[maniacmed]

Not going to take credit for this one but the now 3rd years at my school named their powderpuff team Kick Acidosis. Thought that was pretty clever.

And I just realized this thread is about 5 years old...whoops

 

[Goober11]

For Basketball:

Hemoglobin Trotters
Nothing but Netters

 

[djDysentery]

Full Court Pressors
2-Point Conversion Disorder
The Lactated Ringers

 

[ketosisevangelist]

Radical Orchiectomies.

 

[ketosisevangelist]

The Sexy Orchipexies.

 

[ketosisevangelist]

The Frigid Bicornates

 

[PL198]

At my school literally 75% of people that play basketball in intramurals ends up injured. Who would have thought that a bunch of unskilled(for the most part), relatively unathletic dudes trying to go way too hard to impress each other would result in anyone getting hurt?

So something involving injuries would be fitting.