It's Monday: Let Me Tell You What I Won't Do At Work

Cherebourg

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1) I will not take any initiative

1b) I will do as little as possible without trying to get fired.

2) I will not not obsessively waste hours on SDN and other inane websites.

2b) I will waste countless hours.

3) I will not do anything to further my own learning.

3b) I will try to leave work as early as possible to get to the gym and pleasure read.
 

juniper456

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Cherebourg said:
1) I will not take any initiative

1b) I will do as little as possible without trying to get fired.

2) I will not not obsessively waste hours on SDN and other inane websites.

2b) I will waste countless hours.

3) I will not do anything to further my own learning.

3b) I will try to leave work as early as possible to get to the gym and pleasure read.

BAAAAHAaaaahahahaahaa!!!!

let me add to your list:

4) I will steal pens, notebooks, paper, and staples from the supply closet.

4b) I will use these supplies as I study orgo on company time.

5) I will use company computers to format excel documents pertaining to physics lab.

5b) I will disguise my physics excel spreadsheets as "data entry" pertaining to company business.
 
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