On the first day of MCAT my professors gave to me. . .
A lesson in entropy.
On the second day of MCAT my professors gave to me
2 diagnostics
and a lesson in entropy.....
On the third day of MCAT my professors gave to me
3 Newtons Laws
2 pints of ethanol
and a lesson in entropy.....
On the 4th day of MCAT my professors gave to me
4 diastereomers
3 Newton's Laws
2 pints of ethanol
and a lesson in entropy.
On the 5th day of MCAT my professors gave to me. . .
5 pepto bismols!!!!! (gee I needed those)
4 diastereomers
3 Newton's Laws
2 quarts of ethanol (went big)
and a lesson in entropy.....
Continued. . .
On the 12th day of MCAT my professors gave to me. . .
a 12 amu = 6.022 x 10^23
11 on a section
10 carbonyl additions
9 +2 organization
8 moles of Glucose
7 isotopes
6 anterior pituitary hormones
5 Nexium!!! (pepto wasn't strong enough)
4 diastereomers
3 Newton's Laws
2 kegs of ethanol (for later) . . .
and the MCAT finally. . .
For better or for worse, it looms. Be strong, and laugh a bit this week y'all.