You would deny one of these young ones (or letits) the opportunity to learn from me?
You should make tiers of mentors, but there's barely enough old timers (I know SOV, lis, nyanko all started playing before me, and I'm pretty sure Lupin did too, but otherwise I think that's it) to balance the people here since the first noob game (although seems like mad jack and stl mentored in that or a mentor game to young WildZoo? I for some reason lump all 3 of you into contemporaries).
I'll campaign for free Lance mentoring. You have to dig real deep into the pits of the Golden Era of ww on prevet to find some of my gems... Oh good times