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Oct 5, 2009
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Eastern North Carolina
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Pharmacy Student
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"


Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
It changes their blood type.


Customer gets a topical cream. Direction: apply locally two times a day.
Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally, I'm going overseas."

If you have anything funny- jokes, anecdotes, things that happened at work- tell us!
 
Feb 23, 2010
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orange county, CA
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Pre-Pharmacy
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"


Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
It changes their blood type.


Customer gets a topical cream. Direction: apply locally two times a day.
Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally, I'm going overseas."

If you have anything funny- jokes, anecdotes, things that happened at work- tell us!

I'm pretty sure if you google "sexual" pharmacists jokes you'll find a ton. I'm not going to say it here because i'd feel awkward. It's something along the lines of "pharmacists do it __insert a ROA here___" you get the idea!
:)