With respect to Edgar Allan Poe
The osteopath
Once upon a midnight dreary
As I pondered weak and weary
About my future and the directions I myself should go
As I wonder what lies ahead
I decided to be premed
And took the courses in bio, physics, and orgo
So I broke the 40 MCAT threshold
Options I desired
but it was MDs that I aspired
but what's this osteopathic medicine I've never heard about before
Premed advisors I did ask
this advice they did pass
"DO is being a doctor through the backdoor
Why would you consider that with your score?"
Fellow premeds they did chide me
they held DO with bitter acrimony
"DOs are for idiots, losers, and nothing more"
This feeling I took to heart
osteopathy must be voodo art
I dropped this matter, this I will ignore
but then my soul began to soar
Medicine unit volunteer I did
amazed like a lone lost kid
I saw attendings and residents running around on the floor
This attending, he had fame
yet he had DO after his name
He told me "That's not something patients really look for
In reality, DOs aren't discriminated anymore"
"Education is nearly the same
Does it matter what's after your name?
MDs and DOs are here, and there, and everywhere galore
Although this I must concede
Most go into internal or peds
But that's the type of people DO schools look for
Trust me, I know the score"
"Both are paid exactly the same
Since we are both in the same game
I still don't know why people are willing to go offshore
DO Respectibility is my conclusion
and DO discrimination an illusion
PDs only look at recommendations and your board scores"
Quote the attending, "only this and nothing more"