I am working on a proposal to the AOA, that would be a good for most MDs out there. It would allow MDs to become DOs, sharing all the rights, privileges, and prestige that comes with the title. Instead of the usual cold, unfeeling, unresponsiveness associated with an MD title, patients would be lulled into believing they were going to get a caring and concerned DO, who sees them not as a disease process, but as a human being with a problem. The only problem is that without a thorough grounding in Osteopathic philosophy, it wouldn't take long for the mDO to be seen through. Well it seemd like a plan at the time!