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tupac_don said:I like the way you think Marcus Aurelius.
i love the reaction i get when i'm talking to a hot girl at the gym and she asks me what i do and i reply, "med student."
her entire face just lights up and sparkles and she replies, "u're going to be a doktore."
after that i could tell her i had feline syphilis from getting overly intimate with my aunt's pet cheetah and she'd still be stuck daydreaming over the word "DOKTORE."....at this point u know she is the equivalent of an interior decorating major or some b.s. like that.
u tell a "professional" girl that same thing and they ask....
"what school do you go to?"
"what kind of doctor do you want to be?"
if she's not a med student and you tell her "psychiatrist training at Poo Bear school of medicine" she'll say, "oh"
if she's not a med student and u tell her "Harvard orthopedics" she gets a tiny orgasm
if she is a med student and u tell her"Harvard, I want to go into orthopedics" she calls you a gunner and walks away.
does this explain why we choose the hot aerobics instructor?
Cheers to the hot aerobics instructor for making the less than average medical student feel like he's SUPERMAN on steroids!!!!