More pre-med jokes, anyone?

[starflower]

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Ok, the lightbulb threads are pretty good. I'm tempted to google "pre med jokes"!

Also, how about pre dent jokes?

 

[MirrorTodd]

The only time a pre-med has gotten "laid" is the time they went to Hawaii!

 

[MirrorTodd]

If you don't get it, a lei is a flower wreath that is generally given to visitors of Hawaii or to people on special occasions etc. So, when someone gets a lei, they get "lei-d."

 

[smuwillobrien]

There are some pseudo - funny Chuck Norris MCAT jokes in the MCAT forum. =\ I laughed, but I laugh at a lot of things.

 

[Avalanche21]

Chuck Norris jokes rule 😎

 

[MDstudent101]

-It is a proven fact that Chuck Norris went back in time and fathered himself.!!

-You ever wonder why Chuck Norris never got an emy? B/C he isn't acting!!

-It has been said that God wanted to build the world in 8 days... But Chuck Norris gave'em six.........

 

[smuwillobrien]

-It is a proven fact that Chuck Norris went back in time and fathered himself.!!

-You ever wonder why Chuck Norris never got an emy? B/C he isn't acting!!

-It has been said that God wanted to build the world in 8 days... But Chuck Norris gave'em six.........

LOL

 

[QuantumMechanic]

If you don't get it, a lei is a flower wreath that is generally given to visitors of Hawaii or to people on special occasions etc. So, when someone gets a lei, they get "lei-d."

umm duh

 

[MirrorTodd]

umm duh

You'd be surprised to find out how ignorant some mainlanders are when it comes to Hawaii. That joke needed to be explained. Especially to pre-meds.

 

[Novagir18]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

 

[xanthomondo]

what do premeds use for birth control?

their personality

 

[DPS319]

When asked to list his weaknesses in a medschool interview, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the interviewer until he cried. Then he made the adcom re-name the school, "Fear The Beard School of Intimidation and Medicine" granting only the C.N. and C.N./Ph.D. degrees.

 

[QuantumMechanic]

You'd be surprised to find out how ignorant some mainlanders are when it comes to Hawaii. That joke needed to be explained. Especially to pre-meds.

ooops, I was in normal person mode!

 

[Team Zissou]

An annoying premed student was sitting in physics class when he raised his hand and asked his teacher, "Why do I need to know this stuff?".
"Because physics saves lives", the teacher responded.
"How does physics save lives?" asked the smart ass student.
"Physics saves lives," the professor said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."

 

[kevinp2]

what do premeds use for birth control?

their personality

 

[MDstudent101]

"Team Zissou An annoying premed student was sitting in physics class when he raised his hand and asked his teacher, "Why do I need to know this stuff?".
"Because physics saves lives", the teacher responded.
"How does physics save lives?" asked the smart ass student.
"Physics saves lives," the professor said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."
Today 04:11 PM

 

[starflower]

A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

 

[Sondra]

An annoying premed student was sitting in physics class when he raised his hand and asked his teacher, "Why do I need to know this stuff?".
"Because physics saves lives", the teacher responded.
"How does physics save lives?" asked the smart ass student.
"Physics saves lives," the professor said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."

This was in playboy this month.