More reasons scooby needs to open a can of woop-A$$!!

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So now the airlines decide to limit us to ONE carry on. Normally, I wouldn't care...however, they count a briefcase or a purse as a "personal item" and NOT a carry on...HOWEVER, they count a SUIT as a carry on!!! That means I would have to check my other bag...That is total BS!!! Hellz no! That's not gonna happen when I have 3 trillion connections through HoleInTheWall City, InTheMiddleOfNowhere State...then the airline will say...oh, we found your suit..it's in detroit, yea...that's the city I am at right now..so why isn't it there? Oh...I see...Detroit, Argentina....I see....yea....so it was dropped in the Pacific ocean...ah..that's nice..and sharks thought it was a surfboard...ah...i see....oh..and there's a little dog using it for a rug..isn't that nice! HELL NO!!!!

That's it! Scooby is going to buy a damn purse! He will look like a total crossdresser, but it's total BS.
Scooby will walk through the airport with 2 shirts on, 2 pairs of pants, 3 underwear, 2 socks..and carry another pair of shoes. He will then have his various soap and deodorant in HIS NEW elegant purse that he bought just for his plane flights. His suit will be in a tiny garment bag which will count as his carry on.
GRRRR...
Feels good to vent online to a bunch of strangers!
 
I'm glad you did choose to vent online, I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard!!
 
scoobz, you have a purse now? make sure your tongue ring and your purse match....

u know what they say, matching colors look professional 😀
 
Hey Scooby,
You should pull the Gaylord Focker from "Meet the Parents"...remember at the end when they wanted him to check his bag in?! hahahaha
 
Hey scooby,
Remember the Seinfeld episode when he (Jerry) decided to be "fashionable" with his European carry all????? There you go.....just tell anyone who questions it, that it's in vogue in Europe per Jerry S!!! 🙂
Have a good trip!
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Oh noooo...not again.

Coming to SDN is lethal. I almost killed myself just know from laughing hysterically. Thank goodness no one is at home but me....what would people have thought? 😱

Scooby, it's time for some girl advice. Make sure your purse coordinates with your outfit. You don't ever want to be caught dead with mismatched purses. Yet, I do it all the time... 😀
Oh yeah, and make sure you wear a matching hat to coordinate with your purse, and you'll look superb!!
😉 😉

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself!)
 
That's right, Scoob, your purse should never be a darker shade of leather than your shoes.
And no white before Memorial Day!
😛 😉 😛 😉 😀
 
Scooby...I checked out your picture on the "pictures of us" thread, and you would look hot as a woman. The collar might have to go, though.
 
dunno, maybe s(he) would like the collar look 🙂

y'all crack me up!
 
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