My friend's graduating from an accredited Evil Medical School. I have a question.

[LordHelmet]

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My friend is an MS-IV at an Evil Medical School, but he's having second thoughts about immediately going into world domination after he graduates. Do you think he has any chance of getting accepted into a Good allopathic residency? If not, do you think the Skull Island Lair or Undersea Fortress provides a better quality of life and education for a future supervillian? Thanks guys.

 

[MoosePilot]

My friend is an MS-IV at an Evil Medical School, but he's having second thoughts about immediately going into world domination after he graduates. Do you think he has any chance of getting accepted into a Good allopathic residency? If not, do you think the Skull Island Lair or Undersea Fortress provides a better quality of life and education for a future supervillian? Thanks guys.

I think the Skull Island Lair tends to be roomier, but some people say it's all about location, location, location and there are very few Evil Headquarters as close to the beach as your nicely situated Undersea Fortress. Plus if you like spearfishing.... 👍

 

[LordHelmet]

thanks, good point, and i just realized that this probably belonged in the residency forum...oh well

 

[Scubadoc]

Do you ever start any legit threads?

 

[superdevil]

Do you ever start any legit threads?

personally, i enjoy LordHelmet's style of trolling. it focuses more on straight-up humor and less on personal attacks and vulgarity of trolls past...SnS, where are you?

 

[mshheaddoc]

agreed ... trolling is better than flaming.

personally, i enjoy LordHelmet's style of trolling. it focuses more on straight-up humor and less on personal attacks and vulgarity of trolls past...SnS, where are you?

 

[SaltySqueegee]

My personal vote is that we keep this troll.

His humor is unlike the Trolls of Past'.

👍

 

[Scubadoc]

My personal vote is that we keep this troll.

His humor is unlike the Trolls of Past'.

👍

that is true. and anything is better than the "i only have a 3.9gpa and a 36s mcat, do you think anywhere will take me" threads-bleah!

 

[stinkycheese]

I may be in the minority, but I'd prefer if Helmet kept his posts in the Lounge or something, because he wastes the time of well-intentiond people when he post made-up stories about appication mistakes. It's stupid.

 

[DieselPetrolGrl]

My friend is an MS-IV at an Evil Medical School, but he's having second thoughts about immediately going into world domination after he graduates. Do you think he has any chance of getting accepted into a Good allopathic residency? If not, do you think the Skull Island Lair or Undersea Fortress provides a better quality of life and education for a future supervillian? Thanks guys.

is he looking for a female companion? can i have his #?

 

[medic170]

I may be in the minority, but I'd prefer if Helmet kept his posts in the Lounge or something, because he wastes the time of well-intentiond people when he post made-up stories about appication mistakes. It's stupid.

I second that. LordHelmet is a wackmaster. Austin Powers stopped being funny back in 2002.

 

[medic170]

is he looking for a female companion? can i have his #?

No, he is gay.

 

[LordHelmet]

Wow. I start a whopping two threads and I'm already labeled as being a troll and wasting people's time. Trolls are posters who post to incite controversy or some sort of conflict, and while my posts did seem to do that, it was not intentional. I know the people who read these forums are going through (or already did go through) a very stressful period of their life (believe me, I was there too) and I was just trying to have a little fun with it. Some people don't want to read this on the pre-MD forums and I'll respect that. If I make any future joke posts, I'll restrict them to the lounge.

 

[camstah]

i thought it was funny...especially after other people REALLY POST will i get in with a 49 on the mcat threads......

 

[liverotcod]

I second that. LordHelmet is a wackmaster. Austin Powers stopped being funny back in 2002.

Hey! My screen name resents that!

Oh well, I always thought of Austin Powers as more of a crime drama, anyway.

 

[ornis4]

Hey! My screen name resents that!

Oh well, I always thought of Austin Powers as more of a crime drama, anyway.

I thought it was an operetta...or at least a "hip-hopera".

 

[liverotcod]

It does have a "Pirates of Penzance" sensibility. For all you Gilbert & Sullivan fans out there.

 

[principessa]

I may be in the minority, but I'd prefer if Helmet kept his posts in the Lounge or something, because he wastes the time of well-intentiond people when he post made-up stories about appication mistakes. It's stupid.

I like his posts. They?re corny, but they liven things up.

 

[willthatsall]

Yeah, the Pre Allo forum needs at least a little comedy. And if you take these posts and put them in the lounge they aren't really funny any more so it's better here.

 

[911Med]

Lord Helmet:
a sporadic author who tends to delve a tad bit too far into the comic book/graphic novel state of mind - perhaps with a dash of Saturday morning cartoons mixed with recreational pharmaceuticals. Most likely a recluse living in a small unkept room, perhaps an attic or basement, with his/her parents.
The walls of this abode, will most likely be covered with fantasy/comic book posters - unicorns, wizards etc. and perhpas bizarre gothic heavy metal posters.
Not so different from other trolls, but nonetheless enjoyable.

 

[footcramp]

ckent
kalel
olanzapine
darth vader
lord helmet

all are lame

 

[calcrew14]

...... If I make any future joke posts, I'll restrict them to the lounge.

Hey! It is dangerous to your health to be in there the Lounge with any helmet.You'd better find a way to make your joke posts belong here. It isn't anymore difficult than playing football, is it? Wait a fumble! You only need your helmet for bike riding to school?

Now, pertinently, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EVIL MEDICAL SCHOOL!

 

[Wahooali]

Hey! My screen name resents that!

Oh well, I always thought of Austin Powers as more of a crime drama, anyway.

Whoops, and I just now got your screenname...little slow on the uptake here. Very nice though, Austin Powers is quality.

 

[Brickhouse]

Wow. I start a whopping two threads and I'm already labeled as being a troll and wasting people's time. Trolls are posters who post to incite controversy or some sort of conflict, and while my posts did seem to do that, it was not intentional. I know the people who read these forums are going through (or already did go through) a very stressful period of their life (believe me, I was there too) and I was just trying to have a little fun with it. Some people don't want to read this on the pre-MD forums and I'll respect that. If I make any future joke posts, I'll restrict them to the lounge.

I thought your screenname was a tribute to Space Balls but I realize it was "Dark Helmet" not "Lord Helmet". Anyway, I think you are riotous and I have a cyber crush on you. I loved the butterfly thing. I can't believe how many people thought you were serious. I can't believe I may be in school with them.

P.S. People who are really bothered by your posts need a muscle relaxer for their a**holes.

 

[Peterock]

ckent
kalel
olanzapine
darth vader
lord helmet

all are lame

Yeah, and SP has genital warts. What's your point?