Applying to the vast majority of those MD schools with those stats will be a waste of time and money. Dartmouth, Brown, Georgetown, GW, etc. are pretty competitive as it is even with solid stats (>3.8 gpa, >508 mcat). I'd shoot for DO's or possibly lower tier MD's after some stat-boosting.
Also, I don't mean to sound rude, but sometimes you just have to take a moment to self-reflect. Aiming high and being ambitious is my motto, but you should also have realistic expectations. Can you be the outlier on all these admission stats? Sure, but for your own mental health's sake don't expect to be that outlier.
Edit: Even if they're 10+ years old from high school, a lot of schools automatically screen out applications with GPA's that low.