You have that degree and the training and now you are ready to heal the masses from all those diseases! Guess what? The main stay of your practice will be healing conditions caused by ...nothing to do with disease! Such as: 1. obesity 2. ignorance/stupidity(such as smoking) 3. ugliness (such as nose job for those Plastics) 4. Circumcision (don't want to go there) 5. vasectomy (don't want to go there either) 6. chemical dependency (of course from only legal drugs!!!) 7. baldness 8. pregnancy/wanted or unwanted 9. ingrown toenail (ouch!!) 10. And how about all those phobias (for those psy docs), afraid of heights, flying,mothers-in-law... 11. eye sight (doesn't everyone want 20/20) 12. Oh and white teeth, gotta have white teeth!! Somedays it doesn't pay to go to the office/hospital. Wife/husband: "So honey what disease did you cure today"? Husband/wife: "Not one single disease, but I made a lot of money dear". W/H: "I love you doctor". I have too much time on my hands...feel free to add your to the list.