Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
1) Goodness, no need to be so blunt. LOL. I never say Mark should only date golddiggers. I simply said he can do better than that...which is a compliment for him. No need to take offense at a compliment. Will you get mad if someone told you you could do better? NO, it's a compliment not an insult.
2)I never say anything about myself on this forum, so not sure where you got that I made comments about myself. I never did.
3) I have dated a lot of successful men, but nothing really serious. I never looked for anything super serious in the past. Most recently I started studying at Emory library and I got asked out by a medical student at Emory. I am semi dating him at the moment...but other than that nothing really interesting. Hell I wish I can randomly land a billionaire! I think WE ALL DO! hahahaha WE ALL have to admit this and this was the ONLY point I was making:
THAT chick got LUCKY to land a guy that is worth 16 billion dollars so randomly. That's even luckier than winning the lottery. Especially with her looks, that's really damn lucky of her to land a guy like that. That was all that I was saying. I mean for godsakes your chances of winning the LOTTERY TEN TIMES IN A ROW is higher than the chances of a girl that look like that to land a billiionaire!
Kinda like how someone just recently won the $650 MILLION dollar jackpot...that's PURE LUCK.
But that chick got luckier and landed 16 BILLION dollars. That's all I mean to say.