Perhaps reputation and ranking are just as important to some as location and other considerations are to others. To make a value judgement (e.g. calling people "wh*res") and assert the importance of one over the other for someone else may be a bit unfair. What does it mean to say that UCinci grads teach at Hopkins and Harvard, anyways?
It may be useful to consider grade/MCAT averages in guiding where you apply because at most (if not all) programs, ceteris paribus, if your stats are higher, the likelyhood of admission is increased. It seems like people ask about averages not to make any claim on the quality of education they might receive, but rather, to gauge their chances of admission. Averages are a matter of undeniable fact. The quality of the mutual fit between an institution and an applicant, to me, is what really counts.
Best of luck, Res-J.