"ODE TO THE MCAT" POEM

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Here's a little something I found from the e-mcat forum, written by an MCATer from this August. What'd you guys think about it?:

"Ode to the MCAT"

Oh, MCAT, can't you see?
You are oh-so-important to me.
Oh, MCAT, don't you know?
I've been studying for you from long ago.
And how I wish to become a doc,
But you're a damn stumbling block!!
I better do okay, 'cause you've ruined my summer;
And if I do bad, it would be such a bummer!
How I wish Saturday goes well;
Oh, wouldn't that be just real swell?
And I gotta wait 2 whole months for my scores;
Oh, I can't take this anymore!
In October, my scores are sent to me,
And I see blazing atop: "45T"!!
Oh, boy, oh boy, what can I say?
Just 3 words: "HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!"
 
I want my two minutes back.



Ah well, I'd just waste them clicking refresh on the MCAT THx site 😛
 
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