OMG I just soiled myself!!! <img border="0" alt="[Wowie]" title="" src="graemlins/wowie.gif" /> I got a phone call at 2:30 this morning, as in AM, from the Dean of Admissions at the 'MAC! I've been waiting diligently by my phone at least since 7 or 8 PM for the call, and I got it.... he said:
"Ha is William dehre? Ha William. This are Dean of Salonometry of HSUMAC, Dean, heheh, Dean umm Wright. I'm like just calling to tell ye that ye've applied to the HSUMAC, that there finest of Hairsalon/Medical combahned progrims. Congratulations, yer in the progrim, that is, that there ye come on fly down here south and buy us a coupla more bourbons, and yer in. Ah promise. Come on, come on."
Should I go for the "second look weekend"? Or was it just one of you... I bet it was. You jerks! All that is serious in my life is just a joke to you all. Sorry, I can't get into an accredited program- so sue me. If one of you called me last night and claimed to be Dean Wright, tell me now so I don't waste another $500 on transport and $15 for hotels in West Viriginia! Who did it?