Outrageous stories =)

[mrj5k]

Hey everyone, I have a story to share. I am applying to med school this spring, and I applied a couple of years ago and interviewed a couple of places but didn't get in to anywhere I wanted.

So, i'm a creative, can-do guy, and I got a temp job at the hospital. I delivered the mail for the Radiology Department, sorting through stacks a day and pushing a cart. As you can guess, the mail guy floats around everywhere, and it didn't take long for me to get noticed--and what an event that was.

This doctor--who will go without a name--a full professor in Radiology started to be my friend. In fact, he wanted to be more than my friend. We would go out for lunch, coffee, and just talk. I knew he was attracted to me, but I figured I'd use that to get where I want to go. Women do this all the time! So to make a long story short, I used my gay sex appeal (and again, i'm completely straight) to be in charge of a diagnostic computer program. I hired eight of my friends to put it together, and it came out a few weeks ago in 25 markets nationwide. Long story short, I have a rec letter, royalties, and my name on a recognized product.

So here's my question. Looking at these boards and just being around the pre-med water cooler, i know how it is. What have YOU done that is outrageous? I teased a gay man for months =) Anyone top that?

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[braluk]

I beat up Chuck Norris.

 

[wolfram241]

Hey everyone, I have a story to share. I am applying to med school this spring, and I applied a couple of years ago and interviewed a couple of places but didn't get in to anywhere I wanted.

So, i'm a creative, can-do guy, and I got a temp job at the hospital. I delivered the mail for the Radiology Department, sorting through stacks a day and pushing a cart. As you can guess, the mail guy floats around everywhere, and it didn't take long for me to get noticed--and what an event that was.

This doctor--who will go without a name--a full professor in Radiology started to be my friend. In fact, he wanted to be more than my friend. We would go out for lunch, coffee, and just talk. I knew he was attracted to me, but I figured I'd use that to get where I want to go. Women do this all the time! So to make a long story short, I used my gay sex appeal (and again, i'm completely straight) to be in charge of a diagnostic computer program. I hired eight of my friends to put it together, and it came out a few weeks ago in 25 markets nationwide. Long story short, I have a rec letter, royalties, and my name on a recognized product.

So here's my question. Looking at these boards and just being around the pre-med water cooler, i know how it is. What have YOU done that is outrageous? I teased a gay man for months =) Anyone top that?

Nice try. It was pretty obvious you are gay by the second paragraph.

 

[Funky]

I beat up Chuck Norris.

no way, the same chuck norris who scored a 50 on the mcat and a 5.0 gpa?

 

[braluk]

its outrageous indeed. True story though

 

[MadHopsMD]

I beat up Chuck Norris.

then i beat you up. so i guess that makes me the winner

 

[Tired Pigeon]

Nice try. It was pretty obvious you are gay by the second paragraph.

 

[squeaky]

Hey everyone, I have a story to share. I am applying to med school this spring, and I applied a couple of years ago and interviewed a couple of places but didn't get in to anywhere I wanted.

So, i'm a creative, can-do guy, and I got a temp job at the hospital. I delivered the mail for the Radiology Department, sorting through stacks a day and pushing a cart. As you can guess, the mail guy floats around everywhere, and it didn't take long for me to get noticed--and what an event that was.

This doctor--who will go without a name--a full professor in Radiology started to be my friend. In fact, he wanted to be more than my friend. We would go out for lunch, coffee, and just talk. I knew he was attracted to me, but I figured I'd use that to get where I want to go. Women do this all the time! So to make a long story short, I used my gay sex appeal (and again, i'm completely straight) to be in charge of a diagnostic computer program. I hired eight of my friends to put it together, and it came out a few weeks ago in 25 markets nationwide. Long story short, I have a rec letter, royalties, and my name on a recognized product.

So here's my question. Looking at these boards and just being around the pre-med water cooler, i know how it is. What have YOU done that is outrageous? I teased a gay man for months =) Anyone top that?

Congrats, Anna Nicole..........

 

[amish42]

Congrats, Anna Nicole..........

too soon...

 

[braluk]

Not on SDN. if you look in the lounge, you see 10+ threads about her, all save 1, whose sarcasm is through the roof

 

[squeaky]

too soon...

Oops, I wasn't implying or wishing the OP will die due to an unconfirmed overdose or anything sorry, my bad. I was merely making a satirical reference to Anna Nicole's gold digging past.

 

[TleilaxuMD]

Hey everyone, I have a story to share. I am applying to med school this spring, and I applied a couple of years ago and interviewed a couple of places but didn't get in to anywhere I wanted.

So, i'm a creative, can-do guy, and I got a temp job at the hospital. I delivered the mail for the Radiology Department, sorting through stacks a day and pushing a cart. As you can guess, the mail guy floats around everywhere, and it didn't take long for me to get noticed--and what an event that was.

This doctor--who will go without a name--a full professor in Radiology started to be my friend. In fact, he wanted to be more than my friend. We would go out for lunch, coffee, and just talk. I knew he was attracted to me, but I figured I'd use that to get where I want to go. Women do this all the time! So to make a long story short, I used my gay sex appeal (and again, i'm completely straight) to be in charge of a diagnostic computer program. I hired eight of my friends to put it together, and it came out a few weeks ago in 25 markets nationwide. Long story short, I have a rec letter, royalties, and my name on a recognized product.

So here's my question. Looking at these boards and just being around the pre-med water cooler, i know how it is. What have YOU done that is outrageous? I teased a gay man for months =) Anyone top that?

It appears that doing so made you happy.......Good job, John Amaechi....

 

[QuantumMechanic]

Congrats, Anna Nicole..........

 

[defboy]

I comforted Chuck Norris during his rehabilitation after you whipped him! He said I may get to be on one of his upcoming workout videos with some gay radiology Doc he ran into last week!!!

 

[instigata]

my eyes are 3.4 cm! Twice bigger than avg East asians and even 0.6cm bigger than avg white males!
Amazing, eh?? DO I get some cookies now?

Does every post you make have to mention the word "asian" in it? It's getting annoying

 

[weathertalk]

I once totally volunteered at a hospital and there were like... nurses and sick people... and I got to wear a cool uniform with stripes on it!

But even better than when I volunteered in a hospital is when I worked in this lab and used real pipettes! That was totally awesome.


Yeah... I'm totally outrageous.

 

[FemalesCANTDriv]

bill gates is my sugar daddy

 

[riceman04]

Nice try. It was pretty obvious you are gay by the second paragraph.