OVERHEAD PA ANNOUNCEMENT: I just....

[TPS report]

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........broke up with my BF. (%#$!&&*! FFFFFF!)

ok, so here's what happened: he went on vacation...and when he returned, he was all aloof and cold. Finally pulled it out of his skanky ho a$$ that cheated on me when he was on vacation.

WTF?! (Insert F-Bombs here.)

so, needless to say, I am bummed and need ethanol therapy stat.

I just needed to frickin vent ---I am so mad!! thanks for the overhead PA announcement. Maybe I should do it at the hospital...."----- IS A BIG FAT HO BAG."

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

 

[mshheaddoc]

That sucks. I'd put the blame on him not her though. Just me. She wasn't in the relationship unless it was your best friend.

 

[MiesVanDerMom]

i think she was calling him the ho

to the OP: I dated my share of nasty cheating hoes. he'll get his in the end. and you'll find somebody better. 👍

 

[mshheaddoc]

Ah. Never heard a guy called a 'ho' before ... 😕

 

[SoCuteMD]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for cheating scumbags.

 

[TPS report]

Ah. Never heard a guy called a 'ho' before ... 😕

yeah, I was calling my ex-BF the ho. Sounds fiuny I know. But he's a skank ho. AND, he's been calling her and emailing her behind my back. She is some random girl from out of state. I have no idea who she is or what she does and really don't want to know. What kills me is that I was *with* (as in 'with' )my BF the other night, and it was awesome and I had no idea that just days before he was ho-ing it up with someone else.

AHHHHHHH!!!! ((insert Edvard Munch's The Scream here))))

 

[waterski232002]

So... Did you break up with him????

 

[TPS report]

So... Did you break up with him????

yeah, I broke up with him Friday morning. We had a 45 minute conversation in which he confessed his affairs after I told him I thought he was being more distant. Then the beezatch accused me of being 'controlling' because I told him that "Boyfriend-Girlfriend" does not mean you can cheat. He claims I am controlling and that he has a right to 'change his mind." Whatevah, but puhlease...a little honesty and decency of character would be nice. I feel so played and GROSS and dirty knowing that I was *wiiiiith* him and just the day before he was sticking it to some other girl. He is such a he-ho.

I guess I am still mad. probably mostly at myself for letting this happen to me.

 

[FoughtFyr]

He is such a he-ho.

He-ho, He-ho, out the door you go
It wasn't right, where you spent the night,
He-ho, he-ho, he-ho, he-ho...

Sorry, but sometimes you just gotta laugh.

And always remember what happy bunny says - "Boys Lie and Kind of Stink!"

- H

 

[TPS report]

yah, but I LOVE boys. I just don't get why they have to be so nastay and ho around with other women. Genetics? biology is destiny? whatevah.


One thing's fo' sho'....I'll miss the sex.....he could really paint by numbers and he had a really nice big....intellect!

I have no idea why I am pretending to do this geto talk. I must be delirious.

 

[TPS report]

couldn't resist...
my ex-BF is a HO...

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Ah....so you like tall thin men do you? *hint* 😉 😍

 

[mshheaddoc]

And always remember what happy bunny says - "Boys Lie and Kind of Stink!"

- H

I am willing to donate "A" slipper that says this. My dog ATE the other one (she's a girl 😉 )

 

[wook]

couldn't resist...
my ex-BF is a HO...

Make sure to mention to him that you've been having some purulent vaginal discharge, and you felt it only right to inform him so that he can get tested too.

Wook

 

[deleted109597]

Is anyone else frightened (and turned on at the same time) by TPS's new avatar and anti-dude sentiments?

 

[TPS report]

I'm not anti-dude....I am pro dude. I just don't like boy-sluts.

I LOVE boys! probably too much....that's why my med school grades sucked and my step 1 score were pitiful 🙁

boys are, like, my hobby. That, and running and wearing tight spandex catsuits.

I have a new boy! so I am happy!!