Rejection letters - read between the lines

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Dear Applicant:

Thank you for applying to [x] School of Medicine. Your file has been complete since August and, although you've heard nothing from us since, please be assured that your $100 application fee has enabled the admissions committee to have some really good lunch spreads while ignoring your application. We wish you the best with your career.

Sincerely,

[rubber stamped signature]