Sex

[uh-hu]

Thank you for your attention. Listen.
I was being interviewed at JH.
The room is small and a simple empty desk between me and her.
The heater is on little too high.
She's talking excitedly about her research.
I'm listening without grasping.
Then at the climax of her speech, I passed a good long, drawn out, audible fart:
"boooooppp..boop....pooppppp...."
Both of us are utterly startled,
staring at each other confounded.
But the true surprise was yet to ascend upon us.
The tiny room combined with heat was now imbued with foul odor.

Do I still have a chance?

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[SitraAchra]

HAHAHAH is this a work of art or a story

 

[cooldreams]

Thank you for your attention. Listen.
I was being interviewed at JH.
The room is small and a simple empty desk between me and her.
The heater is on little too high.
She's talking excitedly about her research.
I'm listening without grasping.
Then at the climax of her speech, I passed a good long, drawn out, audible fart:
"boooooppp..boop....pooppppp...."
Both of us are utterly startled,
staring at each other confounded.
But the true surprise was yet to ascend upon us.
The tiny room combined with heat was now imbued with foul odor.

Do I still have a chance?

hahah... depends... in that room alone, just the two of you. did you take responsibility for that or did you "excuse you!"

 

[virilep]

i say u still have a chance if u go through with your plans. show her who's boss