Since we are all nerds anyway.....

[Homer Doughnuts]

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This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a
strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What
does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will definately get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

 

[Law2Doc]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

I personally like the Karl "Mailman" Malone computation, based on which he just determined it was time for him to retire: "I look at basketball as 100 percent physically and 100 percent mentally. And if I can't bring you 200 percent, from me, I can't bring you anything."

 

[futuredoc10]

This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a
strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What
does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will definately get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

 

[Ross434]

I personally like the Karl "Mailman" Malone computation, based on which he just determined it was time for him to retire: "I look at basketball as 100 percent physically and 100 percent mentally. And if I can't bring you 200 percent, from me, I can't bring you anything."

Yeah, this is definitely classic.

 

[Blue Scrub]

Karl Malone calls himself a black redneck too, and he is. Oh he is.

 

[Dzialo]

Karl Malone calls himself a black redneck too, and he is. Oh he is.

Haha, wondrous!
Such statements are so true. ;D

 

[p30doc]

if you add up the ascii code values of the letters in "HOLY BIBLE" it equals 666

 

[daniellema13]

LOL another three year old bump... how do people even come across these threads?? "Nerd" search?

 

[TehDoc]

Sometimes regret yelling at noobs to use search.

 

[littlealex]

I saw the title and I thought "Psh I'm not a nerd".

Then I read the thread, and oh yes, I am.

 

[Lukkie]

Bumping old threads = 100% annoying

 

[MilkmanAl]

I swear I put that auto-archive idea in the suggestions forum.