I just saw a new patient for the first time this week, who came in with an agenda of wanting a prescription or letter from a psychiatrist to designate his dog as a "psychiatric service dog," so he can carry it into restaurants, stores, and other public places. There was an email in the EMR he had sent to the psychiatrist he had initially been scheduled to see, about 5 paragraphs long, about this, and how the ADA recognizes a "psychiatric service dog" but not a "therapeutic service dog" or some other term, and apparently with an attached photo of a portrait he had painted of him and the dog gazing lovingly into each other's eyes with an angel watching overhead. (Fortunately for me, I couldn't see the attachment.) After listening to this guy talk for 2 minutes, I could tell he had every personality disorder under the sun. He carries the dog with him everywhere he goes, including into our appointment of course, in a sling over his shoulder. He accepted not getting the letter that day, and I stalled by telling him I would need to look into the research behind and indications for such an arrangement. But now I'm wondering what to do at the next visit. Any ideas?
(I have a gut reaction against this kind of thing. When I'm in an airport or other public place, and I see someone, not ostensibly physically disabled, walking around with a little toy poodle in a "service dog" vest, clearly not a guide dog, I want to slap them.)