STRESS RELIEVER (post at your convenience and shed off some stress)

Listen to classical music

 

I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills

 

DONKEYCABBAGE!!!!!!!!
ONIONBONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MONKEYNOSEBLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPIDIDYMISWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEACUPKITTYCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. . . that is all.

 

Oculomotoaaaaaaaaar!

 

Oh Good God. 500 Posts.
I AM an SDNer.

 

You know what the best stress reliever is? wink wink wink. Sucks being single.

 

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SAAAAAAAILLLIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG


AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY



cumulative biochem finals suck. on the bright side, i can easily forgot most of biochem after this. thank goodness.

 

lol, i was about to use this thread to make my 500th post when i saw yours

 

i need a truckload of dark chocolate
mint chocolate is fine too

 

stupid final tomorrow!

get me out of here. no alarms and no surprises please.

 

i don't live.. i study..

immunology exam tomorrow


i love studyyyyiiiing

 

I just got in from a party on a Franklin Street in Chapel Hill...I am so freaking drunk.( It took me 15 mins to type this).


Drinking....works for me. I'm sure, it will wokr for you.

 

Regular exercise. When I get stressed, I put on my Under Armor panty hose, hit the gym, clank some free-weights around and grunt like I'm having a fantastic orgasm, while looking in the mirror . yeah. I'm that guy.

 

I just built the most ******ed (and phallic) looking snowman I have ever laid eyes on! HA! Sorry to those with no snow, but Chicago has an abundance of it right now and I though what the hell! If I have to be out here freezing and shoveling, why not have fun too?! GREAT way to be happy and giggly and forget that Loyola has me on hold, Rush and UIC have not even looked over my app yet, Northwestern has rejected me and CMS's adcom has not even met yet! Oh wait, now I am depressed again...here, this picture will help!

 

That's the worst snowman/snow prairiedog I've ever seen!!!!!!!! And I live in Cali!

 

I TOLD you it was bad, but it made you laugh, didn't it!
Prairiedog, huh, I hadn't thought about that!

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I hate waiting! Sigh!
(angrily) I hate this process
(Sobbing uncontrollably)Why don't the schools love me.
(Smiling) I'm fine really!!! I don't need you judging me!

 

Sometimes that is the source of confusion and frustration...

 

I think that snowman is cool...have never ever seen something like that before! The snow is crazy....

 

And I love your avatar....Fawlty Rocks!!

"Duck with orange, duck with cherries, what's duck surprise?"
"That's duck without orange or cherries."
"And what do you do if you don't like duck?"
"Well, if you don't like duck………you're rather stuck!"

 

Just took my worst final ...for the class "linear algebra"...

I took that as my blow off course this semester and ironically enough it was a MOTHER F*(&(*&CKING HARD class...

luckily I think I did ok...

never....want....to....see....a....matrix.....again


and I used to be in love with math...**sigh**

 

if you are stressed
listen to : "doctor pressure" by mylo vs. miami sound machine
the song makes me laugh

 

To de-stress I take a shower, and then do a naked crazy dance in my room to cirque de soleil music. Then I cool off by sucking on ice cube, and watch tv while I cut vegetables for my stir fry. Then I heat up the propane wok, and throw all the vegis and meat in and it goess sizzle sizzle. And then I feel great!

 

Well that sure was specific.

 

Hahaha, that snowman cracks me up.

 

just got my exam back in EVILution........mthr fkr.....if you ever happen to get a russian prof, run away--run like the wind!!

 

omg--that snowman rocks!!

 

AWESOME snowman... hahaha, speaking of snow phalluses....
http://www.dazereader.com/harvardsnowpenis.htm

You should have seen this thing, it was huge!

 

That is exactly what i do.

 

That is one unproportionate penis if you ask me (which you didn't). We had a blizzard last night, I should go make a huge nose, like the one from Nick Double Dare 2000.

 

After you sent this link, I thought briefly what it would be like to turn the prairiedog snowthingy into the "Harvard Snow Penis Replica"....

the cars lined up for BLOCKS, obscuring every driveway on my street from here to the other corner...people in those cars snapping pictures of the huge, phallic winter wonder....front page of my local newspaper touts local holiday humor....

the neighbors would never speak to me again! they would all hate me!

wait a minute....my neighbors already hate me....i am the only one under the age of 55 in this neighborhood....the $500,000 homes two blocks away would call a town meeting to ban my polar pornography....

the snow does pack better today, hhhmmm....we shall have to see how i feel about said proposition after dark....i may be brave enough to construct a large male member in my front lawn (just to witness the above chain of events....i need a little comic relief right about now) but i am too chicken to do it in the light of day!

Have a great weekend everybody, KEEP SMILING!!!!

 

Finals, PMS, no money, and my roommates are freeloaders (all three of them)!

To calm myself down, I frequently affirm: "I give myself permission not to stress over such and such." or "I give myself permission not to kick my roommate's ass."

And I like to burn sweet grass & sage & incense. It's much better than burning the house down, which I just thought of.

 

Listen to kooky music, like the Eels "Hospital Food"

coming through the alley trying to walk without a sound
it doesn’t really matter ‘cause there ain’t no one around
tip toe through the alley and tip toe through your life
you still got it coming be it gun be it knife
next thing you know
you’re eating hospital food
karaoke castration take the wasp alive
he’s gonna sting you anyway and take you to the hive
yesterday was suckin’ and tomorrow’s looking bad
who knew that today was the only thing I had
hospital food
want some hospital food
hospital food
delicious hospital food
in your tribute album to the world you must never forget
to sing the one about the cat who’s always getting wet
he always got a problem he’s a very bitter dude
and now he’s complaining about his hospital food
hospital food
it’s gonna help the medicine go down
want some hospital food
gonna take a walk without a sound
a little hospital food
helps the spoonful of sugar come up
I want some hospital food
in your blender and in my cup