Hahaha so last night, I fell into my slumber and drifted off into dreamland. I ended up dreaming of the response USUHS may end up sending me in a couple of weeks. I received in the mail a frozen package of chicken breasts. They were Perdue I think, because I remember the blue, plastic packaging. On the front it said "Chicken Breasts of Acceptance/Rejection." For some reason, I knew exactly what that meant. It was from USUHS, and you had to microwave the chicken breasts for two minutes on full power. If, after two minutes of microwaving, the chicken breasts magically come out from their originally frozen state as fully-cooked and delicious, it means I have been accepted! If they come out how frozen chicken breasts would normally come out after two minutes of microwaving --> Still partially frozen, liquid gushing out, unevenly cooked, and tough meat -- then I was rejected. I remember microwaving them, opening the microwave door with my hand over my eyes...and seeing the gushy pile of crap signifying a rejection. I then proceeded to eat the barely-cooked chicken breast while crying uncontrollably. If I get a package of frozen chicken breasts in my mailbox in the next few weeks, I will drive to the coast and drown myself .