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Scientists announced recently that they've found objects in the known universe that are only billionths of a degree Kelvin. Baffling the scientific community, this 'coldest material in the known universe' was found beneath the ribcages of 2008-9 cycle admissions committee members. We could have told them all along if they had asked.
 
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how coud you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
 
Is the interview season over for you or something? Not sarcasm, I'm just not sure. But +1 for the bitter humor.
 
cyclin M said:
Is the interview season over for you or something? Not sarcasm, I'm just not sure. But +1 for the bitter humor.
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I still have to hear from a couple schools, but I'm done (sadly) with interviewing. I may still get in somewhere this year, but I just wanted to see if anyone else on SDN would share a laugh at my sentiment 🙂
 
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
 
enjoydrywax said:
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
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This is just supposed to be funny, relax. I'm sure there are many people who would appreciate this thread if they saw it.
 
enjoydrywax said:
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
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damn dude...back off.
 
OnlyNeedOneYes said:
Scientists announced recently that they've found objects in the known universe that are only billionths of a degree Kelvin. Baffling the scientific community, this 'coldest material in the known universe' was found beneath the ribcages of 2008-9 cycle admissions committee members. We could have told them all along if they had asked.
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🤣
 
enjoydrywax said:
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
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Chill. He's just venting.
 
OnlyNeedOneYes said:
Scientists announced recently that they've found objects in the known universe that are only billionths of a degree Kelvin. Baffling the scientific community, this 'coldest material in the known universe' was found beneath the ribcages of 2008-9 cycle admissions committee members. We could have told them all along if they had asked.
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Teehee I think this is worth a roflcopter: :roflcopter:
 
Does anyone else think the new ROFL emoticon is more representative of someone who is high or tripping rather than someone who thinks something is really funny?

Is this just me?
 
A 39 MCAT, 3.95 GPA and no acceptances?!?!?!:wtf:

I'm sure you'll get off the waitlist somewhere, good luck!
 
enjoydrywax said:
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
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ERROR 404: No Sense of Humour Found; Contact Admin​
 
I'm so glad some people enjoyed this thread 🙂

Thanks BeardedRunner for the well wishes
 
enjoydrywax said:
Good excuse: blame this app cycle on the adcom's cold cold hearts. Yea I'm sure that's the reason behind it. It couldn't possibly be anything related to you or your application.
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I always wonder how people like you operate everyday in the real world.

I can't even imagine interacting with someone like you for more than 5 minutes before being forced to break your face.
 
The OP brings up a good point. I've always wondered what kind of person joins a med school admissions committee. Imagine if, when asked where you see your career going in the next 20-30 years, you answered like this:

"Well, after dabbling in patient care for a little bit, I'll come to the conclusion that I'm too important to deal with these pions. I'll direct my attention towards research; whether it's meaningful or not is unimportant. All that matters is that I get published. Anyhoo, these publications ought to be enough to get me a cushy academic position. As soon as I'm tenured, I'll realize that my genius is so lofty that, rather than coming up with my own discoveries, my intellect would be better spent pushing papers and sifting through the applications for the next generation of doctors. That will be my contribution to medicine."
 
Adam Smasher said:
The OP brings up a good point. I've always wondered what kind of person joins a med school admissions committee. Imagine if, when asked where you see your career going in the next 20-30 years, you answered like this:

"Well, after dabbling in patient care for a little bit, I'll come to the conclusion that I'm too important to deal with these pions. I'll direct my attention towards research; whether it's meaningful or not is unimportant. All that matters is that I get published. Anyhoo, these publications ought to be enough to get me a cushy academic position. As soon as I'm tenured, I'll realize that my genius is so lofty that, rather than coming up with my own discoveries, my intellect would be better spent pushing papers and sifting through the applications for the next generation of doctors. That will be my contribution to medicine."
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Correct me if I'm wrong here but I believe most people on admissions committees don't do it full time. Admissions office employees do but I know every admissions committee person I've talked to at the University of New Mexico either taught and practiced or just practiced in the area. Maybe that is just New Mexico?

Anyway I liked the OP and the title of the thread was a good hook. Very funny.👍
 
SirGecko said:
Correct me if I'm wrong here but I believe most people on admissions committees don't do it full time. Admissions office employees do but I know every admissions committee person I've talked to at the University of New Mexico either taught and practiced or just practiced in the area. Maybe that is just New Mexico?

Anyway I liked the OP and the title of the thread was a good hook. Very funny.👍
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OnlyNeedOneYes said:
Scientists announced recently that they've found objects in the known universe that are only billionths of a degree Kelvin. Baffling the scientific community, this 'coldest material in the known universe' was found beneath the ribcages of 2008-9 cycle admissions committee members. We could have told them all along if they had asked.
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id only agree with these findings if these adcom members were indeed heartless women..without a doubt, the coldest beings in the universe, according to researchers (mainly Dr. K West) at roc-a-fella records.
 
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