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TO BE READ LIKE AN "ON-STAR"ADVERTISEMENT BY GENERAL MOTORS
The following is an actual call to an admissions office:
Ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring....
--"Admissions, how can I help?" Sarcastic, burnt out tone
--"Hi, I just need to check on the status of my application! My file has been complete since-"
--"I'm sorry, what's your name, please?"
--"My name is ********(name deleted for privacy purposes)"
--"Thank you. One moment please....(long pause)...What program?"
--"The Osteopathic Program."
--"One moment please." "One more second." You said the OSTEOPATHIC program?"
--"Yes."
--"One moment."(longer pause)
--"Hello?"
--"Okay. What was your question?"
--"I just need to check the status of my application."
--"Have you filled out an AACOMAS application? I can give you their number, if you need it. They're really the people you need to contact. The number is 301-968-..."
--"I've already completed the AACOMAS application and the secondary. I just need to know if my file has been considered yet. I haven't heard anything from the College in about two months."
--"Have you checked our website?"
--"Yes, but-"
--"Well our website is where you need to go to do an application status check."
--"Yes, I know that, but all it says is that my file is 'complete'. It doesn't say if I have been considered for an interview, or rejected, or-"
--"I can't discuss that information on the phone, but if you'll just go to our website at www.-"
--"Look. I JUST need to know if I've been rejected yet or if I'm on the hold pile, or-"
--"All of that information is on our website."
--"You say on the website if you've been rejected or on hold?"
--"No."
--"So can YOU tell me which pile it's currently in? I just need to know if-"
--"What is your student ID?"
--"It's xxx-xx-xxxx."
--"One second please. I'm going to put you on hold."
(long pause)
--"Okay. It says that we've received your AACOMAS and supplementary application, and your file is currently under review."
--"What does 'under review' mean?"
--"It means that your file is being looked at, and a decision has not been made."
--"But you've had my application since July, and it's October now, and I wanted to know-"
--"I can't give you any information over the phone right now. The easiest way to get a hold of us is via email. The address is [email protected]."
--"But I'm on the phone with you NOW."
--"I'm sorry, but the easiest way to get a hold of us is via email. Once your file has been considered, you'll be hearing from us. It should be in a few weeks."
--"Will that be via USPS or email?"
--"We will either contact you through paper mail or email."
--"Well, I know of a few people with worse statistics than mine who were contacted for an interview a month ago, and my file has been complete since before theirs. Is there something that I can do to expedite the process?"
--"I don't know what other people are doing, sir. Maybe we haven't received all of your letters of recommendation yet."
--"But you said my file was completed."
--"Yes, we received the SECONDARY, but have you sent in the letters of recommendation? One needs to be from a physician, and we also require two from science faculty members. Do you have internet access?"
--"Yes..."
--"You can check the status of your file on our website, then. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
--"I guess not. Thank you. (groan)
--"Thank you for calling! By the way, we're ENORMOUS TOOLS!"
What a process!

The following is an actual call to an admissions office:
Ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring....
--"Admissions, how can I help?" Sarcastic, burnt out tone
--"Hi, I just need to check on the status of my application! My file has been complete since-"
--"I'm sorry, what's your name, please?"
--"My name is ********(name deleted for privacy purposes)"
--"Thank you. One moment please....(long pause)...What program?"
--"The Osteopathic Program."
--"One moment please." "One more second." You said the OSTEOPATHIC program?"
--"Yes."
--"One moment."(longer pause)
--"Hello?"
--"Okay. What was your question?"
--"I just need to check the status of my application."
--"Have you filled out an AACOMAS application? I can give you their number, if you need it. They're really the people you need to contact. The number is 301-968-..."
--"I've already completed the AACOMAS application and the secondary. I just need to know if my file has been considered yet. I haven't heard anything from the College in about two months."
--"Have you checked our website?"
--"Yes, but-"
--"Well our website is where you need to go to do an application status check."
--"Yes, I know that, but all it says is that my file is 'complete'. It doesn't say if I have been considered for an interview, or rejected, or-"
--"I can't discuss that information on the phone, but if you'll just go to our website at www.-"
--"Look. I JUST need to know if I've been rejected yet or if I'm on the hold pile, or-"
--"All of that information is on our website."
--"You say on the website if you've been rejected or on hold?"
--"No."
--"So can YOU tell me which pile it's currently in? I just need to know if-"
--"What is your student ID?"
--"It's xxx-xx-xxxx."
--"One second please. I'm going to put you on hold."
(long pause)
--"Okay. It says that we've received your AACOMAS and supplementary application, and your file is currently under review."
--"What does 'under review' mean?"
--"It means that your file is being looked at, and a decision has not been made."
--"But you've had my application since July, and it's October now, and I wanted to know-"
--"I can't give you any information over the phone right now. The easiest way to get a hold of us is via email. The address is [email protected]."
--"But I'm on the phone with you NOW."
--"I'm sorry, but the easiest way to get a hold of us is via email. Once your file has been considered, you'll be hearing from us. It should be in a few weeks."
--"Will that be via USPS or email?"
--"We will either contact you through paper mail or email."
--"Well, I know of a few people with worse statistics than mine who were contacted for an interview a month ago, and my file has been complete since before theirs. Is there something that I can do to expedite the process?"
--"I don't know what other people are doing, sir. Maybe we haven't received all of your letters of recommendation yet."
--"But you said my file was completed."
--"Yes, we received the SECONDARY, but have you sent in the letters of recommendation? One needs to be from a physician, and we also require two from science faculty members. Do you have internet access?"
--"Yes..."
--"You can check the status of your file on our website, then. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
--"I guess not. Thank you. (groan)
--"Thank you for calling! By the way, we're ENORMOUS TOOLS!"
What a process!
