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So (as a 6 shift old new attending), I call up Kaiser to discuss a patient...
me: "Hey! I got a x year old gentleman, came in with a fever, diaphoresis, tachycardia, looked like crap... no specific pains anywhere...."
them: "what was his temperature?"
me: "100.7 rectal"
them: "so, a low grade fever."
me: "..."
me: "one hundred POINT seven, I'm sorry if you heard me wrong."
them: "so, a low grade fever then."
me: "..."
them: "Was it 101.5?"
me: "nope, like I said, 100.7"
them: "then it wasn't a true fever..."
me: "so, anyways, he came in, we ordered..............."
weird weird weird. haven't heard that one before, uhm, ever.
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me: "Hey! I got a x year old gentleman, came in with a fever, diaphoresis, tachycardia, looked like crap... no specific pains anywhere...."
them: "what was his temperature?"
me: "100.7 rectal"
them: "so, a low grade fever."
me: "..."
me: "one hundred POINT seven, I'm sorry if you heard me wrong."
them: "so, a low grade fever then."
me: "..."
them: "Was it 101.5?"
me: "nope, like I said, 100.7"
them: "then it wasn't a true fever..."
me: "so, anyways, he came in, we ordered..............."
weird weird weird. haven't heard that one before, uhm, ever.
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