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Discussion in 'Pre-Medical - MD' started by Hero, Apr 9, 2002.

  1. Hero

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    This old lady goes to see her doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got an annoying problem but I guess it's not too serious. You see, I've got a farting problem. They're silent and they don't smell bad. I wouldn't even be here asking for help if they didn't come so frequently. I've been here 5 minutes and I must have farted like 20 times but you don't know that because you can't hear it and they're oderless."

    The doctor ponders a bit and then scribbles a prescription. He says, "take this once a day for a week and then come see me."

    The old lady comes back a week later and says, "DOCTOR, what did you do?!?!" :mad: You didn't cure my farting problem; you made it worse! Now it smells terrible!!!

    To that the doctor says, "Ah, I see we've taken care of your sinuses. Now we have to take care of your hearing."
     
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    imtiaz i cant translate stupid
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    Hahah! awesome! <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" />
     
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    I changed the subject. I guess no one but imtiaz cares about Geriatrics(the subject before).
     
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    i love geriatric patients. they have awesome stories to tell. the one exception was the lady who grabed and yanked on my hair while i was drawing her blood.
     
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    Ditto! I especially like the veterans. They tell you about their experiences at wars that I've only read in books
     
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    <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Laughy]" title="" src="graemlins/laughy.gif" />
     

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