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In order to give all of us here a break from exam fever....here is a nice selection from our school's "Vetlogue" - a semesterly collection of funny quotes from teachers and students. I think we all need a little laughter right now😀
Random ones:
"Do you know what saying "no alfafa" does to a quarter horse breeder? It's like saying "no crack" to a crack addict"
"This dog swallowed one, two, three balls! I guess he liked the taste of balls"
"100% of you got Question 2 correct, so we'll be throwing that out next semester..."
"If Rose Bengal dye gets on your clothes, it doesn't come out. You just have to live with it, like herpes"
"Yep, you gotta hobble that mare for breeding. Shut up and take it, lady. The vet says you're ready, so you're ready!"
Some Pathology quotes:
"If one of the fetuses falls into the uterine tosion, it gets mummified. These are cool beyond words and make GREAT paperweights. My nephew's third grade teacher eventually told me not to send anymore. I'm a fun uncle!!"
"You have one uterine horn here, and one here, which looks like it is full of pistachio icecream...but that is simply not true. That is pus. And that is disgusting."
"This is actually one of the top ten "cool" lesions in veterinary medicine, because anything that comes out of a dog's abdomen and looks like grapes is pretty cool."
"One of the most heartwrenching cases was when there was this 8 year old kid throwing a ball for his Golden Retreiver and it dropped dead. Now you've got a kid who thinks he killed his dog....to an extent, he did, but I didn't say that."
"I'd like to start at the mouth and work my way to the anus"
"And the little pig went wee wee wee...all the way to necropsy."
"Let's have a moment of silence please. This is the Catherine Zeta-Jones of lymph nodes."
Clinical Nutrition:
"You walk into a show ring full of beef heifers and you think - what are these mud fat infertile sluts DOING here??"
"We're goin up the poop chute!" (during rectal palpations)
Random ones:
"Do you know what saying "no alfafa" does to a quarter horse breeder? It's like saying "no crack" to a crack addict"
"This dog swallowed one, two, three balls! I guess he liked the taste of balls"
"100% of you got Question 2 correct, so we'll be throwing that out next semester..."
"If Rose Bengal dye gets on your clothes, it doesn't come out. You just have to live with it, like herpes"
"Yep, you gotta hobble that mare for breeding. Shut up and take it, lady. The vet says you're ready, so you're ready!"
Some Pathology quotes:
"If one of the fetuses falls into the uterine tosion, it gets mummified. These are cool beyond words and make GREAT paperweights. My nephew's third grade teacher eventually told me not to send anymore. I'm a fun uncle!!"
"You have one uterine horn here, and one here, which looks like it is full of pistachio icecream...but that is simply not true. That is pus. And that is disgusting."
"This is actually one of the top ten "cool" lesions in veterinary medicine, because anything that comes out of a dog's abdomen and looks like grapes is pretty cool."
"One of the most heartwrenching cases was when there was this 8 year old kid throwing a ball for his Golden Retreiver and it dropped dead. Now you've got a kid who thinks he killed his dog....to an extent, he did, but I didn't say that."
"I'd like to start at the mouth and work my way to the anus"
"And the little pig went wee wee wee...all the way to necropsy."
"Let's have a moment of silence please. This is the Catherine Zeta-Jones of lymph nodes."
Clinical Nutrition:
"You walk into a show ring full of beef heifers and you think - what are these mud fat infertile sluts DOING here??"
"We're goin up the poop chute!" (during rectal palpations)
