'tis the season

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  1. Doc Samson

    Doc Samson gamma irradiated
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    Remembering that humor is a mature defense (and with the disclaimer that we might've posted this before, but I'm getting too old to remember):

    CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS

    1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

    11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder-- You better not cry - Oh yes I will
    You better not Shout - I can if i want to
    You better not pout - Can if i want to
    I'm telling you why - Not listening
    Santa Claus is coming to town - No he's not!!
     
  2. chameleonknight

    chameleonknight Friggin go away, freaks.
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    Nice!

    What's number 9 supposed to be? Passive agressive?
     
  3. NewmansOwn

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    Haha I love # 1
     
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  5. OldPsychDoc

    OldPsychDoc Senior Curmudgeon
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    'tis the season...for a bump up on this thread.

    *<:D
     

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