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  1. lady in red

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    Hei ScoobyDoo, I am a devoted fan of yours. What is your age and your stats? :rolleyes: ;)
    thanks
    lady in red
     
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  3. Scooby Doo

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    Lady in Red,

    Send me an email or an IM and I will tell you all you've ever wanted to know about me :p :p :p

    I was going to send you a private message but you do not allow that....let me know...

    [email protected]
     
  4. praying4MD

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    Join the club and step to the back of the line Lady. ;) :D
     
  5. Jalby

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    I actually talk to him on the phone. :) Don't you guys wish you were as special as me.
     
  6. leorl

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    Damn, I didn't realize I had competition! Move over ladies, I'm chargin' through :)!

    Heehee hey scoobs, told ya you weren't lackin' for dates :D !
     
  7. Mystique

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    Well sheesh....!

    I had no idea Scooby was the hot item on SDN!!!?? Why didn't anybody tell me? If he resembles that cute canine on TV, he's all mine.

    ;) ;) :D :D
     
  8. praying4MD

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    Pendulum, if he resembles that canine on TV, you can have him... he's all yours. :D
     
  9. Focus

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    Man. What did AMCAS do to you all?
     
  10. Darn it!

    Scooby how do i get to be as cool as you?
     
  11. Scooby Doo

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    Wow!

    What a great turnout :) haha...
    Scooby snacks for all!!!

    Now, I have my list of people who have sent me their primary info...I can begin the process of narrowing it down..

    Contrary to popular belief...I DO SCREEN my applicants...

    To pass to the next round, you will need

    1) a VERIFIED picture (sorry, I am not accepting any unverified pictures as of yet...perhaps in a couple months).

    2) A short essay/statement describing any UNIQUE talents you may possess.

    3) Answer the following questions:
    a) What is your favorite ice cream?
    b) What is your favorite outfit to wear?
    c) What monster scares you the most?

    If deemed a probable match, you will need transportation to come to CA for a one-on-one interview. This interview may be conducted regionally if I happen to be in your area during the next few months.

    The best part about my process is that it's FREE!!!!!!!

    Please email completed applications to my email address shown in my profile. Bribes will be accepted. All applications must be complete by October 1st.
    :D :D :D
    Good Luck!
    :D :D :D :
     
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    Scooby if you hang with me, I'll give you a Scooby-snack..... :)
     
  13. praying4MD

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    Is that All you could come up with Scooby?

    I KNEW all this would go to your head! You know what they say about the size of a man's ego... inversely proportional to the size of his... uh, brain, yeah that's it... ;)

    You can steal some of my ideas for your fanclub, although I have had these instituted in my fanclub, which was established long ago:

    1. Requirements:
    - Must be single, unhappily married, or married & looking for a pleasant change.

    2. Paperwork:
    - Must submit pictures (no glamour shots as they can change Rosie O'Donnel into Cindy Crawford)
    - Submitted data must include: hobbies, relationship experience (i.e. how many, when, how long, etc.), age (although you can exclude this if you want, it's only in mine because I have a thing for older men.)
    - 3 Letters of Recommendation from: Former boyfriends/husbands. Extra bonus points if the letters include juicy details, strengths and weaknesses. ;)

    3. Interview: Interviews will be conducted at the discretion of ScoobyDoo and by him only. His friends are NOT allowed to interview because judging from the excellent caliber of the fanclub, the friends are liable to try to sneak away with a member rather than keeping loyal to Scooby. If, however, the friends are actually a better catch, they can indeed interview fanclub members.
    - Interview Attire: Apparently, Scooby would prefer absolutely NON-professional clothing. Anyone wearing suits will have points deducted from their total score. The interviewee need not be scantily clad, however, a sharp and "hip" look is recommended.
    - Interview Demeanor: Although Scooby would like to ask illegal questions, the interviewee is not obligated to respond to any intimate or personal questions he poses. However, be forewarned that if you do not answer the questions and if you fail to demonstrate any special techniques/skills you may have, this Will indeed count against you in the final decision-making.

    4. Maintenance Requirements MUST be submitted ahead of time. Please classify yourself as one of the following:
    a) Little to No Maintenance: Follow-up calls after dates are unnecessary, your idea of romance = an E-Card only on your birthday, No meeting of parents or your friends is required, etc.)
    b) Medium Maintenance: Follow up calls are good, but not necessary until about a week after the date, Some analysis is done of the call, but not excessively, your idea of romance = going to a nice restaurant on your birthday, and the usual Chocolates & hearts on Valentines.
    c) High Maintenance: (Me) Follow up calls are an absolute MUST within the first 3-5 days after the date and it will be analyzed for approximately 3 hours afterward with friends. Your idea of Romance = Home cooked meal at a picnic at your favorite park, overlooking the river watching fireworks on your birthday. If you do not live near a river, the man should be willing and able to take you to a destination that does have what you are looking for. Ability to converse for long amounts of time is REQUIRED. Ability to do other things for long amounts of time is also required... ;)
    Expense is not necessary (although it can be an asset), but Creativity and Imagination is a MUST. Meeting the parents/friends is good, but being yourself is MOST important.

    If you fail to answer the above question, you will not be eligible for the following:

    5. All fanclub members are entitled to gifts of their choosing. These may include jewlery, theatre tickets, expensive dinners and using ScoobyDoo as a trophy beaux, if in fact he is that desirable in REAL life. (Highly unlikely.)

    If, after all this, you are one of the privileged few chosen by Scooby, then you now have the authority to tell him to wait in anticipation and leave him hanging on YOUR waiting list. Remember, at this point, if you have been accepted, now is the time to play hard to get! The ball is in your court-- Now throw it and make the little giggling canine Fetch! :D

    PS: No, I don't have this much time on my hands. I actually put this together a while back for me (true story), at the urging of some co-workers and I added a few things here and there. And yes, Scooby, I expect to be Early Decision and given priority for all this dedication to the cause, not to mention preferance (without the use of other tactics!) and also royalty fees in exchange for the use of my fan club constitution.
     
  14. lady in red

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    Wow, I did not mean THAT kind of stats. I was just curious because I saw a lot of posts by ScoobyDoo and they were funny, thats all.
     
  15. C U in MD school

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    ScoobyDoo what is your secret?

    lady in red: come on, you know you want Scooby. Don't be playing hard to get girlfriend :D
     
  16. lady in red

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    Shut up CUin MD school, I am freaking married for 4 years!
     
  17. C U in MD school

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    are u mad at me lady in red? i hope not, cuz it sure wasn't me who started this post.

    if you haven't noticed, this is all for fun, so im going to ignore ur rude behavior.

    I'm hurt :(
     
  18. Mystique

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    Guys,

    This is all just fun! It's our way of escapism, so don't take the stuff on this thread seriously.

    Lady in Red,
    What can you expect from the male gender? You ask them a question, and they jump the gun and misinterpret! ;) ;)

    Praying4md,
    You are hilarious, girl!! I couldn't stop laughing...in fact, I have a stomach ache now....!!!!

    C U in med school,
    Smile.... :D !!


    And lastly, Scooby....
    Scoobs, you are so full of yourself, BUT you're just too funny to ignore!!!! :D
    If your process is free, then does that mean you'll cover the postage costs? I'm practically broke, but I don't want to ask mommy and daddy for money on this one. Oh yeah, will you cover the costs of certified mail or even overnight mail (I want to get my application in ASAP in case you're on a rolling admissions basis... :) ).

    Also, would you send each of your applicants an information packet on ScoobyDoo? Something professional resembling Albany's info packet would be great!
    ;)

    Who should we call to check on or Scooby application status? Do we need a Scooby ID number on hand? Is there an application deadline? We need specifics....

    haha!! (Ouch, laughing hysterically in the morning is not a good idea!)

    Well, I'm going to get started on my Scooby application. I'll see the rest of you peeps later...

    ;) :D

    (P.S. Thanks guys. I needed humor this morning!)
     
  19. bee

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    ouch! Pendulum is right, laughter in the morning can be painful! I just shot orange juice out my nose!

    Scooby, are you still accepting primary apps from us procrastinators??? :D

    bee
     
  20. lady in red

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    CU in MDSchool:
    I started this post because I was interested in ScoobyDoo academically and as a person, not as a boyfriend. Whats wrong with that?
    This is a wrong board to look for this kind of thing. Sorry you are hurt, I did not mean to be rude.
    Praying for MD:
    you are funny!
     
  21. Scooby Doo

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    No no no CU and Lady!!!
    This is the Scooby Love Shack!!!
    No anger or bad emotions in here...it's all about love :D :D

    Bee: Yes, late applications will be accepted due to the confusion about the application process this year.

    Jalopycat: Just send me a private scooby snack...

    praying4md: We are DEFINITELY going to hang out when I come to Houston :p Congratulations! You are the first one who is invited to an interview..and yes, it will be done regionally!

    pendelum: All application materials can be emailed to me directly (free!). I will send you a confirmation when I receive all the materials. Just to clarify, I am NOT full of myself..really - I'm not! ...Oh, and yes - I am hilarious!
    :rolleyes: :p :D :cool: :p
     
  22. C U in MD school

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    Lady in red: apology excepted. I just didn?t expect that from you. You are always sooooooo nice and helpful. So, it was a total shock to find you speaking like that. I like everyone on this board so much. You guys make me smile all day at my stupid job. You have no idea how happy I get when I find out about peoples interviews and battles won with AMCAS. I feel like I know each and everyone of you. I too am sorry, but I was just having fun. And if I hurt your feelings in any way, then I too (sincerely) apologies. Didn?t mean anything by it. We?re all in this together, and I hope we can get past this and help each other get into med school.

    Now, to put us all back on the right note?
    Today I saw a little 4 year old kid at the clinic, he lifted his shirt so I can listen to his heart. I told him that he has an "outie" he turned to me and said, "no I don?t, I have a 4 door Toyota" I can?t stop laughing. I love kids!
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  23. The Fly

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    This thread is hilarious...

    I am relatively new to this site, what did I miss??

    I had mistakenly come to this site thinking I could get info on AMCAS apps, and instead its just a dating service disguised as the so called "Student Doctor Network." Sure. I am on to you all. :)

    Though I am from Los Angeles, perhaps its good that I am living in Boston since appearantly all of the girls in LA/California are spoken for...

    hmmm, note to self: now I need a name associated with Kasey Kasem and maybe I'll be as popular with the girls.
     
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    I must say this was the WEIRDEST thread I have ever read. It not what was said but that it was misread.
     
  25. praying4MD

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    The "scooby love shack!" That was hilarious. No you are not full of yourself, you are full of something else... ;) and probably very desperate. :D And yes, you are pretty funny. :)

    Pendulum is right. What the hell kind of organization is this? I haven't received an info packet, an ID#, or a method to check my status. And please, for the love of God, do NOT make me speak to a "Scooby Specialist" or I may become the obsessed fanclub president and strangle Scooby! :rolleyes:

    Scooby: As for hanging out, Um, I'll see if I can pencil you into my little black book. Keep on dreaming, ya big ego maniac! :D

    For those fretting the interview, here are some tips on Preparing for the Scooby Interview:
    - Excessive workouts, little eating, shopping spree & haircut. :)

    As for me, I am confident I will not have to resort to any of these because Scooby will be putty in my hands as soon as he is overcome by my incredibly magnetic personality, charm and wit. (Talk about having an ego!) I'm looking forward to having my own little pet Scooby. :D

    PS: Beware-- this is your brain on AAMCAS Any questions?
     
  26. C U in MD school

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    praying4MD: u got scooby all figured out! hehehe :D
     
  27. lady in red

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    You guys are more obsessed with Scooby than I am. Is he your top choice? :D Don't you think that this thread that started with an innocent question got a little too far? Well, I had fun. :cool:
     
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    ladies ladies ladies...I know what this scooby guy looks like...and trust me he is totally worth all the fuss! But too bad hes taken...tell em sweetie ;)
     
  29. praying4MD

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    Man, I had hoped I would be wrong, but I guess not. :D BTW, your story about the "outie" was SO cute! It made my day. :)

    Hmm. A deafening silence on the Scoobyfront. I think the Scoobster owes us hot chicks an explanation. ;)

    Ah, this is such a nice escape from reality. :)
     
  30. Scooby Doo

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    Scooby denies all reports of any "other woman" :) :) :)

    Scooby will always be a wild dog who will never have a leash!!! :D :D :D :p :p
     
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    Gosh, I've been out of the loop. Why is scooby such a hot item? I will have to do a search.

    So what are your stats? ;)
     
  32. Mystique

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    OK everybody,

    Sit down somewhere for this piece of heartbreaking news....

    Scooby's subconsciously decided to pick me over all the other candidates. He (subconsciously) thinks my credentials are quite impressive!! ;) ;) ;)

    I'm so sorry to pass the news on in this way...there will be a grieving hour this evening at 8p.m. Eastern time. I'm sure Scooby will be more than happy to let us know how studly his friends are...ie Scrappy (or is it Scrabby?), Shaggy, Fred.

    ;) ;) ;) :D :D
     
  33. praying4MD

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    Pendulum: That's not what he told me last night... ;) :cool: You are hilarious! LOL :D
     
  34. lady in red

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    No Way!!!!!!!!!!! I was an early decision applicant and he was supposed to notify me first!! :D
     
  35. C U in MD school

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    ok, ladies you need to back off. I am going to elect my self to be the official Scooby's Director of Admissions. At this time we have not sent out any official letters of acceptance. I also anticipate that the class size will be bigger than 1 this year. so no worries... I have a feeling u all will be accepted. :D
     
  36. lady in red

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    Scooby's system is down and he is currently not accepting anymore girls.
     
  37. Mystique

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    Nooooooooooooooo!! That can't be...

    I was going to submit my application tonight. Instead of going out, I was going to stay in and fill out the Scooby app. Please tell me he's going to make an exception....

    :rolleyes: ;) ;)
     
  38. praying4MD

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    I'm sure I can find *some* method of persuasion to get my application reconsidered. ;)

    Scooby-- Never underestimate the quality of an applicant with "hands-on" experience in your field of interest. I have learned innovative & cutting edge techniques from my unique experiences. Perhaps a demonstration of these techniques at the interview would help you narrow down your choices. ;)

    Ladies: Remember, CU in MD School, Director of Admissions, is probably just as desperate-- I have no doubt that he will promptly respond to any "favors" & you will soon be waitlisted in return.

    There are ALWAYS ways to get what you want out of Scooby, always. He's a guy. I think we already Know his weakness. Use your imagination & your ASSETS. :D :p

    I should stop giving away my tactics. After all, you all are my competition... but not for long. :p
     

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