Top 10 List (Jokes!)

[Sheon]

I'm bored, so I came up with a list of the top 10 things I always wanted to say as a pre-med that I may actually get to say once I finish medical school:

10. "I don't make housecalls."

9. "Stat!!!"

8. "That's DOCTOR @$$hole to you buddy!"

7. "Silly premed, you have a lot to learn."

6. "I said Acute ANgina!"

5. "He's gonna' be fine."

4. "That's it, I'm turning this damn pager off!"

3. "Take two asprin and call me in the morning."

2. "That does it, I am never going back to school again!!!"

AND the number one thing that I will get to say when I finish medical school.

1. "Profession? I'm a doctor."

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[Navy Corpsman]

Could have only come from an AF officer; good luck in school, Sheon.

 

[Hobbes]

How about:
"Trust me, I'm a doctor"

 

[Michael]

Or what about,
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a _______"

 

[David511]

...when introducing:

"Doctor....Doctor,
Doctor....Doctor,
Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor, and Doctor."

-d

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[adismo]

Sheon, thanks for starting this string, its really funny...

yeah baby, there IS a Doctor in the house!

 

[Sheon]

Micheal, that was classic.

"Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this."

"Then don't move your arm like that!"

[This message has been edited by Sheon (edited 05-11-2000).]

 

[reddog]

..."Yes, I'm quite certain you didn't get this from sitting on a toilet set!"