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Discussion in 'Medical Students - DO' started by Sheon, May 5, 2000.

  1. Sheon

    Sheon Senior Member 10+ Year Member

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    I'm bored, so I came up with a list of the top 10 things I always wanted to say as a pre-med that I may actually get to say once I finish medical school:

    10. "I don't make housecalls."

    9. "Stat!!!"

    8. "That's DOCTOR @$$hole to you buddy!" [​IMG]

    7. "Silly premed, you have a lot to learn."

    6. "I said Acute ANgina!" [​IMG]

    5. "He's gonna' be fine."

    4. "That's it, I'm turning this damn pager off!"

    3. "Take two asprin and call me in the morning."

    2. "That does it, I am never going back to school again!!!"

    AND the number one thing that I will get to say when I finish medical school.

    1. "Profession? I'm a doctor." [​IMG]
     
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  3. Navy Corpsman

    Navy Corpsman Junior Member 10+ Year Member

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    Could have only come from an AF officer; good luck in school, Sheon.
     
  4. Hobbes

    Hobbes Junior Member 10+ Year Member

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    How about:
    "Trust me, I'm a doctor"
     
  5. Michael

    Michael Member 10+ Year Member

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    Or what about,
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a _______"
     
  6. David511

    David511 Ponch's Illegitimate Son 10+ Year Member

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    ...when introducing:

    "Doctor....Doctor,
    Doctor....Doctor,
    Doctor, Doctor,
    Doctor, Doctor,
    Doctor, Doctor,
    Doctor, and Doctor."

    -d

    ----------
    if you have no clue, go see 'Spies Like Us'
     
  7. adismo

    adismo covered in moon dust 10+ Year Member

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    Sheon, thanks for starting this string, its really funny...

    yeah baby, there IS a Doctor in the house!

     
  8. Sheon

    Sheon Senior Member 10+ Year Member

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    Micheal, that was classic.

    "Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this."

    "Then don't move your arm like that!"

    [This message has been edited by Sheon (edited 05-11-2000).]
     
  9. ..."Yes, I'm quite certain you didn't get this from sitting on a toilet set!"

     

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