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Top Ten Signs You've Joined A Cheap Hmo

Discussion in 'Pre-Dental' started by DATMATT, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. DATMATT

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    TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO

    10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's.

    9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park ..."

    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day,"

    5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

    3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

    2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

    1. You ask for Viagra, you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
     
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    Your number one is so true. I tried that, as recommended by my family physician, and I got a mad rash after coming off the medicine. Where is Rafael Palmeiro when you need him?
     
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