- Joined
- Jan 13, 2002
- Messages
- 155
- Reaction score
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO
10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park ..."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day,"
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra, you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park ..."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day,"
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra, you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
