Jose. In these moments, I think you should realize that while humor is good, suggesting that people will not have their dream come true is in POOR taste and NEVER humorous. Perhaps, you should take an introspective look and think about whether you would find it humorous for someone to suggest that after you enter medical school and work hard that you will not get to do the residency of your choice. Not funny is it?
Yes, I am still waiting for Duke. I didn't apply to Wash U. So, where are you going? I am curious as I am sure others are.