Valentine's Day Animal Puns

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I saw a Valentine's Day and Medical Puns thread in one of the Medicine Forums and it sounded fun - so I'll try it here.

Do you have any animal/veterinary puns for Valentine's Day?

Here are some of mine:

- When I'm with you, I'm feline good.
- With mew you in my life, you're all I knead.
- I'd be lion if I didn't say I love you.
- I'd be otterly lost without you. [this might be a good line for @SkiOtter!]

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I saw a Valentine's Day and Medical Puns thread in one of the Medicine Forums and it sounded fun - so I'll try it here.

Do you have any animal/veterinary puns for Valentine's Day?

Here are some of mine:

- When I'm with you, I'm feline good.
- With mew you in my life, you're all I knead.
- I'd be lion if I didn't say I love you.
- I'd be otterly lost without you. [this might be a good line for @SkiOtter!]
I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. :rofl: So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S. :thinking:
 
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You have my seal of approval, Valentine!
 
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I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. :rofl: So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S. :thinking:

Is she your significant otter? Were you made for each otter? Need some kelp finding an otter pun?
 
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I made animal pun themed valentine's for my retail coworkers over the years! Some were better than others.
- Whale you be my valentine?
- Will you o-fish-ally be my valentine?
- I like you a ton! (with an elephant)
-I love ewe.

*P.S. I love puns. Especially animal puns.
 
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I tried to think of some, and then I decided I'd better stick to my day job :laugh:
 
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I'm here to add valentines about the insides of the animals!

  • I ulna want to be with you
  • I want tibia valentine
  • You make me tachycardic, valentine
  • I've always got rumen my bed for you, valentine
  • I'm always cecum out your love, valentine
 
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I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. :rofl: So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S. :thinking:
Hahaha!

Ewe have to be kitten me right meow @cdoconn.

I'm sure ewe'll come up with something gnu. :)
 
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I made animal pun themed valentine's for my retail coworkers over the years! Some were better than others.
- Whale you be my valentine?
- Will you o-fish-ally be my valentine?
- I like you a ton! (with an elephant)
-I love ewe.

*P.S. I love puns. Especially animal puns.
@thatonegirl__ these are great ... and they made me puma pants! :)
 
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I'm here to add valentines about the insides of the animals!

  • I ulna want to be with you
  • I want tibia valentine
  • You make me tachycardic, valentine
  • I've always got rumen my bed for you, valentine
  • I'm always cecum out your love, valentine
@vetmedhead these are very humerus! :)
 
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I love your eggspressions!

I'm sitting in physics right now and I'm trying so hard not to laugh. It's more silent laugh crying. That's eggactly what I needed. <3

Only can take credit for reposting what someone had put on our food animal club page. Glad it could bring some laughter though :)
 
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Less animal and more nerdy but funny
 
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My friend and I have been sending these to each other all day because so much nerd:p

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Single beagle :p

Not a pun, but it rhymes, so close enough. And it's also singles awareness day, as Facebook has kindly reminded me.:rolleyes:I've been calling myself this all day. Lol
 
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Found it on a private FB group, and I'm not rude enough to steal it, but one of the vets got a valentine from her vet husband with two cat testicles put together in a heart shape, and the line "I'm nuts about you."


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