Originally posted by goooooober
My uncle used to always say that attractive doctors can heal simply with their looks. So I wear tight shirts that enhance my chest and I make it a point to always expose my belly button. So far I have had two heart patients go into cardiac arrest as soon as they see me and another older gentleman pulled out his cathetor as soon as I walked in the door. It's funny though, I don't get complaints from my female coworkers. The guys though, just freak out. Just last week, I was doing my morning rounds when I ran into Dr. Abbot, a cardiac surgeon. Now I was dressed very attractively, but wasn't flaunting it or anything. I politely said, "Goodmorning Dr. Abbot, its seems like it will be a very nice day today". Out of nowhere he snaps "For crying out loud, cover your damn belly button and wear a scrup jacket over that shirt. How many times do I have to tell you John, your style is not only inappropriate, but it is disgusting!!!!" Go figure.