1) Include something in your signature like "Harvard, Yale, or Stanford - Which should I choose to accept?" or "Harvard 2008?????" 2) Constantly reference that you went to an Ivy Ugrad. 3) Reference your "horrible" stats, later mention that you have a 3.7 and a 30. 4) Chances are if "2B" is included in your name..... 5) Ask if it is possible to get into med school with a B in a premed course. 6) Hold on to acceptances at school you have no intention of attending. others?