Weekly CRAZY dentist in the news

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freedyx3

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Have you guys noticed that every week there is some crazy dentist in the news. Last week it was that dentist who injected his own semen into his patients mouth and this week is some dentist who got busted riding his motorcycle with a naked female. I wonder what will happen next week. 😕
 
freedyx3 said:
Have you guys noticed that every week there is some crazy dentist in the news. Last week it was that dentist who injected his own semen into his patients mouth and this week is some dentist who got busted riding his motorcycle with a naked female. I wonder what will happen next week. 😕
Speaking for myself, any profession where I can get arrested for riding around on a bike with a naked woman in tow is fine with me. 😀 😉
 
I understand the motocycle riding, but inject semen??? into patient's mouth?

he should have injected it into the opposite hole!!
 
mwsung said:
I understand the motocycle riding, but inject semen??? into patient's mouth?

he should have injected it into the opposite hole!!


the nose?
 
mwsung said:
I understand the motocycle riding, but inject semen??? into patient's mouth?

he should have injected it into the opposite hole!!

Hmm i wonder how they discovered that it was actually semen 😱
 
DrTacoElf said:
Hmm i wonder how they discovered that it was actually semen 😱
It's explicitly mentioned in the original story: the woman identified it by taste.

You can't make up news like this. 👍
 
Heres what I've found while searching for that crazy dentist news:

The Top 10 Signs your Dentist is Crazy

1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
 
DDS2BE said:
Heres what I've found while searching for that crazy dentist news:

The Top 10 Signs your Dentist is Crazy

1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.


Ha man us dentists and future dentists relaly need to clean up the whole dental rep cause it blows. There's such a reputation of dentists being shady and alittle insane, i guess its those few crazy dentists that ruin it for everyone.
 
freedyx3 said:
Ha man us dentists and future dentists relaly need to clean up the whole dental rep cause it blows. There's such a reputation of dentists being shady and alittle insane, i guess its those few crazy dentists that ruin it for everyone.


Wait a minute. I think the reputation is just fine the way it is. I would love for you to see the mistakes of the endodontist that I shadowed. No way in hell that a medical doctor would get away with puncturing a patient's cheek.

Lower standards= lower insurance premium. 👍
 
aphistis said:
It's explicitly mentioned in the original story: the woman identified it by taste.

You can't make up news like this. 👍

I figured that was the case, or he finally had a patient bright enough to tell the difference between a needle and his 'little assistant.'
 
Sprgrover said:
I figured that was the case, or he finally had a patient bright enough to tell the difference between a needle and his 'little assistant.'

Lol 😀
 
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