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Since there is nothing that is being brought up that is really informative in this lull period where the majority of us are sitting on our hands waiting for invites, I started to wonder what really happens when I send out those secondaries to all 32 schools I'm appliying to. Here is what I think happens:
1) Secretary takes letter from mailman.
2) Secreatry sees that this seems to be a secondary application from SolidGold.
3) Secretary starts to salivate.
4) Secretary wipes her lips.
5) Secretary uses a letter opener and cuts a small slit in the envelope, just big enough to slide my check out.
6) Secretary takes my check out.
7) Secretary crosses out "X Medical School" and replaces it with "Secretary".
8) Secretary places my envelope with application through the shredder.
9) Secretary goes on lunch break at the nearest bank.
10) Secretary buys lunch for herself on me.
11) Secretary comes back to office to send me a postcard stating that my file is complete.
What do you think happens to your secondaries?
1) Secretary takes letter from mailman.
2) Secreatry sees that this seems to be a secondary application from SolidGold.
3) Secretary starts to salivate.
4) Secretary wipes her lips.
5) Secretary uses a letter opener and cuts a small slit in the envelope, just big enough to slide my check out.
6) Secretary takes my check out.
7) Secretary crosses out "X Medical School" and replaces it with "Secretary".
8) Secretary places my envelope with application through the shredder.
9) Secretary goes on lunch break at the nearest bank.
10) Secretary buys lunch for herself on me.
11) Secretary comes back to office to send me a postcard stating that my file is complete.
What do you think happens to your secondaries?