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My thoughts exactly
Still laughing (about my cat -- reading about my *own* social awkwardness is too real for right now). Some highlights from Wesley's description:
"With their quick minds and lithe physiques they might appear to be promising companions, but are notorious for the Machiavellian streak that underscores their personalities."
"Weasels lack the emotional and spiritual maturity found in the larger carnivores."
"They are masters of chaos and their above average intelligence allows them to think quite well on their feet."
"Weasels will disguise their intelligence if they believe it to be in their best interest. Natural liars, their earnest persuasions make it difficult to discern their true motives. They have no internal moral struggle with their behavior, since they believe that the end justifies the means."
"Weasels have an uncanny knack of sensing weakness in others"
"Weasels love to be the center of attention and often toy with the idea of becoming professional entertainers. However, their love for the craft is secondary to their love for themselves, so they will probably never make it to the top as performers."
"The weasel is a relentless killer."
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...I am pretty sure that whoever wrote this actually knows my cat personally. This site is REAL SCIENCE guys
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Apparently I am a warthog!
I just want you all to know that I took this quiz for my cat and he's a zebra
Welcome to the penguin #Squad. No way outLate to this party, but I'd like to note that 1). according to the quiz I am a penguin but I consider this heresy because duh mollusk, and 2). this is my favorite post in this thread thus far:
My cat was a shrew. "Intelligent, thrifty and self absorbed, it knows how to get what it wants regardless of who stands in its way."
also "shrews are pound for pound among the most belligerent creatures on earth"she is an aggressive little 8-pounder
props to vmh for the amazing idea
@Cephal0pod, here are two rockin' penguins for you to party with!Late to this party, but I'd like to note that 1). according to the quiz I am a penguin but I consider this heresy because duh mollusk, and 2). this is my favorite post in this thread thus far:
My cat was a shrew as well, and completely describes him. Our cats would tear each other apart![]()
Someone on here was a bat, right???
Ayy twins with meMe! My fiance shared that video on Facebook the other day, I don't think it was because of me though. 😛 I made him take the quiz and he's a beaver!
You are in very good company; there are more than a few bats on this thread.
Oh good, I'm not the only one!
One of the recommended careers is librarian, which would be the BEST JOB EVER.
Oh hey guess who is also an owl...I’m an owl and was originally a badger!
We are clearly becoming more alike as time goes onOh hey guess who is also an owl...
Edit: originally porcupine
I was a Penguin (2017), then a dog (2020).
On that noteI’m… a mouse! 🐭 🐁 🖱️
The last time I took this fun test, I was a Penguin.
This time, I'm an Owl.
Which animal are YOU?
Animal in You
animalinyou.com