God I love the south sometimesfreaker said:Hilarious incident for the day : So I'm driving around the Loop in the national park taking it easy, and traffic backs up, which it tends to do when someone spots a deer or a bear or some other unusual creature roaming through the woods. Well, some ***** from Connecticut starts blaring his horn and yelling at people to go because the signs say to. Major faux pax in the south, especially the more rural you go. So this guy keeps it up and these three guys who were sitting in the back of their truck drinking a few beers point at the guy and gesture him to cut it out. The guy starts blaring his horn and yelling again, and the three guys hop out of their truck and walk up to the guy. He starts yelling at them (bad move when all three were easily bigger than he was). Well, he hits his horn one more time (like anyone was going to move while this was unfolding) and each of the three guys proceeds to step up to his car and urinate up and down the length of the car. I swear! I started clapping and chearing and a few other cars joined in. The frustrated horror, fear, and anger on that man's face was priceless.
LOL, I've done that before. I was practicing at the middle school courts and this 4 foot tall 6th grader comes up to me and wants to play. Later, 2 black kids came. They kept on insisting they were Iverson or Jordan and called me Yao Ming b/c I'm Asian. They kept on trying to do And1 crap (traveling like crazy) but I would just post them and school themfarleyisgod said:I played basketball for a few hours for the first time in a LONG time. There's nothing like playing a bunch of high schoolers to boost your post-MCAT confidence.
*possibly middle schoolers