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What is the funniest thing you've heard pts say in the OR or anywhere in your career ?
maybe your screen tag led him on?After the versed, I had one block patient say "he's not really my baby's daddy" as the man who clearly thought he was the father of her child left the prep room.
Ive also been proposed to several times and had a few lewd comments and suggestions tossed my way. last proposal was from a guy who had a fancy crystal salt shaker shoved up his rectum. when I turned him down he said "but I'm tons of fun!"
I also had a botched suicide attempt last christmas time. Old guy tried to kill himself by shooting up through his mouth. All he did was get hard palate and shoot out his eye as he got the angle wrong. He was otherwise fine. I asked him how he was doing and he said in the perfect grumpy man old voice, "how do you think Im doing, I can't even do this right!"
I was wondering if a pt is "out of it" and says something of concern like admitting to a murder, do you just let it be or say something?
I think that's pretty funnyNot the funniest, but off the top of my head I remember a patient asking me “Am I going to get incubated?”
I got a funny feeling this flew over some people's heads.Stop pushing the dexamethasone before the propofol.
Well this got dark REAL quick...
From an internal medicine note on a 94-year-old I'll be taking to the OR today: "she is frail, continues to live."
Not funny, but the most memorable conversation I've ever had with a patient was with a Tuskeegee Airman. We had a room delay, and for over 30 minutes in pre-op holding he talked about flying his red-tailed P-51 Mustang, escorting the bombers over Germany, and aerial battles with German fighter planes. I noticed his obituary in the news a few years ago and wished I could have attended the service to pay my respects.
#metooI had a cesarean pt ask me to put my habpnds on her breasts as soon as her husband left the OR with the baby just a couple weeks ago.
I had a cesarean pt ask me to put my habpnds on her breasts as soon as her husband left the OR with the baby just a couple weeks ago.
I had a cesarean pt ask me to put my habpnds on her breasts as soon as her husband left the OR with the baby just a couple weeks ago.
After removing an LMA on a young female: "Are you on Instagram? Because you're awesome!"
When I was a resident, I had a patient who opened his eyes, smiled, and said, "Heated blankets and chemical dreams" as soon as I took out the LMA.
really? i must be doing them wrong because patients always wake up dazed and confused or biting down on themPatients love LMAs. Needs to be published.
From an internal medicine note on a 94-year-old I'll be taking to the OR today: "she is frail, continues to live."
It then dawned on me that pleural of test in Arkansas is not tests, but testes.
UH OH, yeah, i don't get it.I got a funny feeling this flew over some people's heads.
UH OH, yeah, i don't get it.
It turns out, that dexamethsone has been known to cause intense perineal pain or itching. So, if the dexamethsone is given first, they're gonna grab their junk.
wow, ok, that's news to me. fascinating.