1. Eat half a box of Entenmann's Devils Food Donuts. Vomiting does not make the pain any easier. 2. Call up the school and beg them to take you. (Which I thought about doing ) 3. Pin up the alternate list letter on your bedroom door and strategically throw darts at it until is shrivels up dead on your floor. I feel like I could go out and drink away my sorrows, except I have nine page paper on Spanish Baroque art due tomorrow, and I haven't even started writing it yet.