I put 40 to 60% but that was before I read the part about "patients you never interact with." The number of patients I never interact with because of their intoxication is very low. That would only be the ones I admit because they're so blotto they will need longer than a shift to get walking or the ones I have to intubate. I'd say that's only 1-2%.
I put ~50% beacuse that is the number of patients I see who have some component of intoxication, abuse or addiction to their problems. Etoh, percocet, methadone and all of the resultant trauma, withdrawals, constipation, etc. Yeah, 50%.
Just to make the point I've been here about 2 hours so far and I've seen 10 people. Here's my list:
50 yo M here for N/V/D due to narcotic wds, ran out of MS contin.
23 yo M schizophrenia exacerbation, stopped meds, took meth instead.
64 yo F with CVA - No intoxication issues!
47 yo M with heroin OD, shooters abscess, sent from jail.
54 yo M altered, not sure why yet (probably septic) but not intoxicated!
26 yo M chest pain, SOB, in rhabdo from etoh and coke.
56 yo F chronic hip pain and constipation, on OxyContin and Percocet, she just can't understand why she's constipated.
44 yo F finger fracture 3 weeks ago, here for refill of Lortab.
74 yo F dialysis cath issue - No intoxication issues!
77 yo M with IC Bleed - No intoxication issues!
So that's 60% for me today.