In all seriousness, the DO degree is pretty great already. I got into a good ACGME IM residency and a great rheum fellowship with mine...its gotten me exactly where I wanted to go. No regrets here.
You guys will see someday that most of the hand-wringing and teeth-gnashing that happens in this forum ends up being essentially meaningless in the long run. Once you're out of residency/practicing/in fellowship etc, a lot of these issues just don't matter all that much.