This group could use something a bit on the lighter side. I've been dishing out advice, mostly irrelevant advice, but advice nonetheless, for 5 years and it's time to get some advice back. I'm about to give pediatric grand rounds. I do this regularly at my institution or elsewhere. I probably give a pedi grand rounds 3-5 times/year somewhere or another. You may even be there and not know it was an SDNer that was putting you to sleep. Some key questions about this. 1. White coat or coat and tie?? 2. If coat and tie, cute tie or serious one? 3. If white coat, what color shirt? Thanks guys, YOU owe this to me - I want your best effort here! OBP PS: I'm aware that, in the history of the world, NO ONE has ever given a grand rounds (or a sermon) that was too short!