Essential skills:
1) Keeping a demeanor that is somewhere between admiration and complete sycophant.
2) Appearing warm, friendly, and ALWAYS personally busy. Add in giving zero meaningful information about your personal life.
3) Using a boilerplate format for everything.
4) Avoiding lab-cest. Super avoid concurrent indiscretions. That does NOT go over well.
5) You can hide a yawn by clenching your jaw, and tilting your nose up.
6) Have excuses ready at all times, because other people will if you don’t.
7) Repeat after me, " (long pause)....I'm not sure I fully understood the question. Can you say a bit more about that or rephrase the question?". That will get you far.
8) When a class discussion starts using feeling words, conversation over. You’re not going anywhere productive.
9) If you’re a dude, and working in a female predominant practica with one bathroom, try not to look at what happens when you lift the toilet lid. Sometimes people don’t clean where they don’t look.
10) If you are in a medical training setting, and hear the term “debridement” , run. I don’t care what they say, it doesn’t work. And get ready to vomit.
11) Forensics seems to attract the "horse girls" of the profession. Not 100%, but enough to notice.
12) Carefully look at the advice you're given. Take it all in with a grain of salt, but keep your mouth shut about any doubts. The profession makes all sorts of self important statements that don't seem to be as common as they think. Ever hear of someone getting an APA ethics complaint? Me either.
13) Dress at least slightly business-y. Avoid students who are trying to delay adulthood by wearing college clothes.