Don't let Panda see this thread. Who is suggesting that crap? They need to show their face so we can settle this thing with bare knuckles. Pay for slavery? You are kidding, right?
Oh man. This thread pisses me off like no other. As you folks may or may not know, in six years on SDN I have never been on probation or banned because not only am I a polite fellow but I also don't believe in writing anything I wouldn't say to somebody's face.
It's my creed.
But I gotta tell ya', making residents pay for their training
under the current system is the most asinine idea I have ever heard and I am fixing to start calling out those who advocate it.
Good Lord. Not only does my hospital get close to $140,000 dollars per year for me from medicare but they do, in fact, make money off my labor, first because the exploitation of their captive corral of indentured servants allows them to avoid hiring either expensive physicians or not-so-expensive-but-still pricey PAs to do all of their work. Second, because we do actually perform de novo money-making services. At one of our hospitals, on our medicine rotation, all we do is crank out admissions so the private services don't have to pay someone to do it. The attending comes in the morning, "Agrees with our assessement and plan, and collects the full amount for a minimum of work. If he had to admit 15 patients a night not only would he not do it but he'd have to hire somebody at close to $100 bucks per hour (the going rate for a hospitalist).
Instead, I get paid ten bucks an hour and he pays nothing except some notional lost productivity from barely noticable teaching.
How much, for that matter, should we pay? Should I pay $40,000 a year? More? Less? On what basis? Because some jackass accountant can fudge the numbers to show that having residents results in a net loss for the hospital.
If I had to pay for residency not only would I not have gone into medicine but I would be laughing at the mother-****ers who were stupid enough to get ass-raped in medical school like prison biaches and then go back for more. Is there no indignity, no humilation that you folks won't endure for your obsession for a career that most of you won't even like that much once you get into the trenches?
You know, it is ass-kissing zealots who would sell their mothers to get into medical school and work as physicians for less than a garbageman who ruin it for everybody. Can't you little ****wads play a little hard to get? Jeez. You're like a bunch of five-dollar hookers on dollar night.