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Wheatfarmer--the man behind the goofy retorts
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Roycenstein,
I think I play to rough for you. Sorry.
try www.disney.go.com
Listen buddy, I simply go toe to toe with you on a level that you don't wish to cross. I see some of the frustrations others present, and I go out and get dirty for them. Though I realize (and hope) you don't mean everything that you say, I also don't think it is fair for you to make people feel so low. I am sure in real life (the land outside of laptops) we would be good friends.
So, take it for what it is worth, an apology perhaps, an admission of guilt...never.
I think I play to rough for you. Sorry.
try www.disney.go.com
Listen buddy, I simply go toe to toe with you on a level that you don't wish to cross. I see some of the frustrations others present, and I go out and get dirty for them. Though I realize (and hope) you don't mean everything that you say, I also don't think it is fair for you to make people feel so low. I am sure in real life (the land outside of laptops) we would be good friends.
So, take it for what it is worth, an apology perhaps, an admission of guilt...never.
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(Since our last episode, Batman and Robin sit trapped in the office of a med school admissions member and are being interviewed to death)
Interviewer: If you and a complete stranger were marooned on the planet Mars with only one oxygen tank and you know this person is a notorious criminal and the Al Gore was president and Elian was the US Attorney Gen, what would you do?
Robin: Holy eithical dilemas, Batman!!
(just then from out of nowhere)
Batman: Great Scott!!! Look Robin, they're at it again.
Robin: Holy shattered friendships, Batman!!
Batman: If only I could reach my exploding whoopie cushion.
Robin: What for?
Batman: I don't know, but it's gotta work.
Charles Heston: Oh the humanity!!
Batman: What's he doing here? Quick, Robin, get the shark repelant from my utility belt.
Interviewer: If you and a complete stranger were marooned on the planet Mars with only one oxygen tank and you know this person is a notorious criminal and the Al Gore was president and Elian was the US Attorney Gen, what would you do?
Robin: Holy eithical dilemas, Batman!!
(just then from out of nowhere)
Batman: Great Scott!!! Look Robin, they're at it again.
Robin: Holy shattered friendships, Batman!!
Batman: If only I could reach my exploding whoopie cushion.
Robin: What for?
Batman: I don't know, but it's gotta work.
Charles Heston: Oh the humanity!!
Batman: What's he doing here? Quick, Robin, get the shark repelant from my utility belt.
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Martha Stewart: What about the Cheez-Wizz, Batman?
Batman, Robin: AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Martha Stewart: Yuck Robin, can you say color clash. And Batman, mauve capes are so IN these days.
Batman: Robin, bust out with the mega-dope ultra-secret lethal weapon.
Robin: Here she goes...
Tanya Harding: Shuttup, Shuttup, Shuttup!! (smacks charlton heston and martha stewart with saucepan).
Interviewer(astonished): Youre in!
Batman, Robin: AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Martha Stewart: Yuck Robin, can you say color clash. And Batman, mauve capes are so IN these days.
Batman: Robin, bust out with the mega-dope ultra-secret lethal weapon.
Robin: Here she goes...
Tanya Harding: Shuttup, Shuttup, Shuttup!! (smacks charlton heston and martha stewart with saucepan).
Interviewer(astonished): Youre in!
